i meant to name this blog sturkasbush but i forgot the s and i was going to change it but then i imagined a presidential ticket where carol started the iraq war and i decided to keep it this way

if you rewatch pluribus closely you catch the subtext that carol has helen’s name tattooed on her ass

carol sturka cries when she listens to iris by the goo goo dolls because she’s a loser faggot

theatre kid sturstead au where carol is on run crew and she sees helen playing zip zap zop and falls in love

can someone rotoscope carol hitting the smeeze

why is she just “helen” on ao3. let my girl have her surname! that’s helen l. umstead and she’s hung as fuck

i **** that they have ******** everyone *****. ** ** is a **** *** no!!! you’re supposed to **** *** AND THATS MY TRUTH

i’m in Rhea psychosis i think

stursia cheating au is the hottest thing i’ve ever read….alexa play disturbia by rihanna…….what’s wrong with me……why do i feel like this………..

not to be controversial but i prefer when carol’s bob is flaccid. it’s more sexy that way idk. stiff/erect bob is kind of intimidating to me there’s just too much going on

what if your name was CHAD and you were just SOME GUY but you had the world’s HOTTEST POLISH WIFE who has never worn a BRA