it’s soooo hot when j*mmy tries to apologize or say something meaningful and kimmy just says “ok.” ohhggg my god

kim wexler and suzanne the district attorney have sex challenge

if got a text from an out of country number and it said “Greetings! it’s me Rhea Seehorn I lэst my credit cаrd aиd иeed $500 to pay for diпner can you Vеnmo me at vladislav-scammer?” I would probably send the money

i think helen really loved “where is the love” by the black eyed peas when it came out. and i think maybe that made carol want to strangle her occasionally

i hope s2 opens on carol in the middle of a weekslong bender <3

i know carol and helen were probably into dykey grunge/punk and indie folk music in the 90s but i also enjoy the idea of them in the club dancing to eurobeats on ecstasy

what’s it called when every time a new sturstead photo drops you get effervescently excited for 0.3 seconds and then you stare at it a little longer and you’re overwhelmed by a sorrow so profound it slip into the cracks of your bones and then you have to answer a work email