Sturgco

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

Do your laundry!!!

When you put your clothes into the dryer, start it normally.

Wait until the cycle is half done (or whenever your clothes are still damp and the dryer is hot!) and open it.

Stick your face, arm, leg, or whatever body part you want into the dryer!

Congratulations!!! That’s how Florida feels 24/7/365!!!