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★ twenty4. debate society, glee & campus sports broadcast.
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theo couldn't help but chuckle at the other's words, he'd be lying if he had said it wasn't true. " i guess you could say that, yeah. " he admitted, although he'd never admit it to anyone else in the new directions. he was going to have them thinking he was just as good as they were for as long as he could, even if it was a blatant lie. " fall out boy, green day, and my chemical romance are my usual go-tos honestly, but i don't know if i have the vocal range for that. " he admitted. " i'm more of a rock kind of guy myself, but i can do pop, i think. "
the admission pulled a brighter look out of her than she meant to give away. “ okay, that i know. my brothers played those bands enough that i absorbed them against my will, ” she chuckled, the complaint softened by obvious affection. valeria sat up a little, thumb moving across her screen. “ vocals aren’t exactly my strong suit … but let’s just have fun with it. rock and pop could be cute together! it’s a mashup, after all. ” she perked up at the thought, shoulders lifting in a little pleased shimmy before she looked back down at her phone. “ what if we do it like this? ” before she could overthink it, she gave her playlist a quick scroll and dropped her finger at random, landing on thank u, next by ariana grande before pressing play. “ what would you put with this? don’t think too hard. ”
being a hockey guy, theo was known for showing up to practice pretty early, especially when he didn't have practice until later, so it was no surprise to many to see the young man in the choir room so early. " nah, it's fine. i got here like five minutes ago, i think? " he reassured the other, although he truly wasn't counting the time. " i guess we just find what sound fits us best first or do we pick what song to do right away? i don't know, i'm still pretty new to this. "
that answer seemed to settle something in her. valeria’s smile relaxed into something brighter as she dropped into the nearest seat, already reaching for her phone. “ oh, bless my lucky stars. so we’re both pretending to know what we’re doing. ” it came out more pleased than worried, as if that was actually the better outcome. she pulled her phone from her bag and unlocked it, already opening her music app with a little hum of thought. “ i think sound first. what do you usually like? ” she asked, thumb hovering over the search bar as she looked back at him. “ fair warning, i do lean pop, but i'm open - minded. as long as we get to move it at least a little. ”
charity had arrived with exactly zero preparation. which, in her defense, wasn't unusual. she'd spent the walk over enthusiastically brainstorming song ideas, immediately forgotten all of them, gotten distracted by a dog, remembered one of them again, and then lost it a second time before she'd made it through the choir room doors. so when she spotted dennis already seated with his laptop open and what looked suspiciously like actual research, she couldn't help smiling. " oh, thank god. " the words slipped out before she could stop them. charity dropped into the seat beside dennis and peered at the screen. " i had my ideas in my head and then they just... " she waved her hand dismissively, signaling that they had just fluttered away, her smile widening into something sheepish. truthfully, she found the preparation more endearing than intimidating. dennis seemed to approach things with a level of thoughtfulness she could admire, it was nice. also convenient for someone who had shown up with approximately three thoughts in her head and half a granola bar in her hand.
" don't worry, i don't think you're taking over! " leaning closer, she scanned the songs they written down, her brows lifting with genuine interest. " wow, you already have options. " charity tapped thoughtfully against her chin, considering his question with a drawn out pause. her brow furrowing as she considered what she did and didn’t want to perform. “ no showtunes. no broadway ballads. ” nothing her mother had performed. “ the songs have to compliment each other, and not just technically. i guess it depends what story you want to tell? ” @stupidiots
“ good. great, actually. so anything else is fair game. ” dennis nodded once, relief slipping through almost despite himself. as far as starts went, this was better than he had prepared himself for. he had expected cheerio exhaustion, maybe a polite shrug or the terrifying sentence do whatever you think is best, which would have made him responsible for both of them and therefore unbearable by sundown. instead, she had set a firm boundary and ruled out showtunes, which already did visible good for his blood pressure. “ oh, it's just practical stuff. genre, tempo, range... a few song suggestions for each. one’s more upbeat, one’s easier to move around in and one’s more built around vocals because… let's be real, you have the voice for it. ” his eyes then moved over the list as he explained it, warming a little and leaving the screen tilted between them.
her point about the songs complementing each other earned another quick nod from him, the kind that came before he started building on an idea instead of arguing with it. “ yeah, i agree. i’d add chemistry too. just because if we’re the ones singing it, the songs can’t be the only things that work together. we have to, too. ” his mouth twitched at the corner, pleased with himself for about half a second before he let the thought stand on its own. then her point seemed to catch up with him and he glanced back at her, more thoughtful. dennis was always the one thinking capability and comfort zone first, but he was not against pushing that if there was a reason for it. “ oh, that’s something i hadn’t really considered before but definitely something we can incorporate. should, actually. that’s a good place to start, ” his mouth pressed together for half a second, not reluctant so much as recalibrating. “ maybe something like ... self - expression? where we are right now. a song that says something about you at this point in your life, and one that says something about me. unless you had a different angle in mind, of course. i’m all ears. ” @th3aterk1d
open starter ft. anyone
location. st. rivera aquatic center
context. #punk’d #ijustwantedtousethisgif
“ if you thought that was funny, i’m about to be hilar— ” wyatt stopped halfway out of the locker room, one hand still holding the door open, towel slung over his bare shoulder and damp hair pushed messily back from his forehead. he had been expecting someone from swim team with a stupid grin and his missing shirt balled up under one arm, not the person standing on the mostly empty pool deck. “ oh. hi. sorry. this is not, um, ” he started, then let out a short, embarrassed laugh under his breath, standing there half - dressed and holding onto the very unfortunate knowledge that he could not simply retreat back through the door without looking insane. “ you haven’t seen a gray shirt lying around anywhere, have you? ”
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closed starter ft. @ofmelodiics's theo
location. the practice room ... ?
context. mashup assignment planning !!
as she pushed the door open, valeria already had one hand lifted in apology. she slipped inside with her bag still hanging from one shoulder, a little out of breath but somehow still put together, with the faint smell of whatever body spray had survived cheerios practice. “ sorry! did you wait long? cheer ran over because apparently stretching takes forty minutes now, which feels illegal but very good for my calves. ” it was their first time being paired together, so valeria was still deciding what kind of partner theodore would be. hopefully not the scary organized kind who took glee assignments too seriously. she had joined new directions because of a fleeting infatuation initially, which was maybe not the best reason in the world, but she had stayed because it was supposed to be fun! she set her bag down, smoothing one hand over her top before giving him her full attention, bright smile already returning. “ okay. hi. so where do we start? ”
closed starter ft. @hcngover's aidan
location. sweet sugar maybe ??
context. having a sweet lil treat and a wild aidan appears
the table had slowly disappeared under valeria’s version of research, which meant her phone, one earbud case and a drink she'd been trying to finish. she had been switching between spotify and youtube for the past twenty minutes, playing only the first few seconds of each song before deciding whether it had the right energy. when aidan sat across from her, familiar enough that she didn’t bother easing into conversation, valeria glanced up from her screen with a smile already forming. “ wait, you. ” she pointed at him with the hand still holding her straw, like the thought had only just caught up to her. “ you skipped mashup week. ” there was no real accusation in her voice, only teasing, but his little disappearing act clearly had not gone unnoticed. “ were you actually busy or do you just hate joy? ”
closed starter ft. @scgclden ft. goldie
location. this could be anywhere really, take your pick !!
context. just fun, silly girlies hanging out + val being nosy
the other had made the mistake of smiling at her phone where valeria could see it, which really felt like something she should have known better than to do by now. valeria had been minding her business, or at least doing a very convincing version of it while fixing her lip gloss, but the second she caught that little smile, her attention shifted. she didn’t even know if it was a person. for all she knew, it could’ve been a coupon or a dog video, but goldie looked too pleased for val to let it go. “ oh, that was a face. ” she turned toward goldie, already grinning like she had caught her stealing. “ who is it? ” valeria asked, leaning back against her seat like she had all the time in the world. “ and don’t say nobody. you can say it’s private, obviously, but then i’m gonna have to guess. ”
closed starter ft. @3ncores's seth
location. least visited section @ the library
context. debate practice has forced them into #teamwork
being paired with seth york for debate practice meant dennis had to keep reminding himself that they were, technically, on the same side. that was half the reason he had suggested the library after the meeting, less because their topic required reverence for the written word and more because it was much harder to argue with someone where every other wall reminded you to keep your voice down. they had been assigned the side dennis least wanted to defend which meant that if they were going to argue it, they needed examples, policy language, and something sturdier than dennis’ immediate instinct to object on principle. that was how they ended up on the carpet between two shelves, laptops open and a few books scattered between them. “ i can’t make this sound reasonable. every version i write sounds like we’re one bad sentence away from banning joy, ” he admitted quietly, glancing over at seth then, reluctant but expectant. “ you’re good at making terrible points sound convincing. unfortunately. so, go on. tell me how we argue this without sounding like villains in cardigans. ”
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closed starter ft. @rawtalents' hollis
location. room 2b @ abrams house
context. dennis needs a second opinion and unfortunately hollis lives there
the time in the corner of the laptop had changed again, which would have meant less if he had not been checking it like a normal person checked vital signs. the mashup sat open in audacity, paused at the same transition he had replayed until nothing sounded right anymore. it wasn’t even his biggest assignment that week which made the stress feel more silly, but dennis had never been good at half-assing things. hollis wasn’t in new directions and he definitely didn’t owe him a rescue mission, but he had said he could listen later, so dennis had been glancing at the door every time someone passed in the hall. when it finally opened, he looked up a little too fast. “ did you forget? ” he asked, then caught himself, because wow, that came out like there should have been a plate going cold somewhere. he sat back, rubbing once at his jaw. “ you don’t have to help. i know. i’m just ... i think i’m cooked. more cooked than spam on a skillet, which is not a sentence i’m proud of, but it is where i’m at mentally. ” he inhaled, then he turned the laptop slightly toward hollis. “ if you still have a minute, can you listen to this and tell me if it’s fixable, or if i should start over? ”
closed starter ft. @th3aterk1d's charity
location. student center terrace
context. mashup week planning !!
dennis had told himself, very firmly, that he was not going to make mashup week weird. it was a partner assignment, not a hostage negotiation, and charity st. james was not someone who needed him arriving with a full strategy like he was about to coach her through breathing. still, by the time they met, he had his laptop open on his knee, two song ideas typed out, one crossed through and a third underlined with slightly too much faith. “ before you say anything, this looks worse than it is, ” he said, glancing up at her with a small, guilty sort of smile. “ i swear i’m not trying to take over. ” which was true, mostly. he just happened to enjoy a plan the way some people enjoyed inner peace. “ i figured we could start with what you actually want to sing. or don’t want to sing, ” he added, turning the screen toward her a little. “ honestly, strong hatred is useful too. sometimes it’s easier to build around than indifference. ”
"D'you have a lighter on you?" He wasn't expecting them to say yes, even as he looked at them expectantly, patting at his empty pockets. Most people around campus were blowing strawberries and cream clouds, or puffing on cartridges lately- the glee kids he had been running around with were all too lame serious to convince him they might have a flame in their pocket. Shit. The joint behind his ear begged to be analogue- he was convinced it was better for his lungs, but it was all garbage at the end of the day. Shit his Dad would kill him for.
He looked around the party, (courtesy of Beta Rho Omega!), eyes closing in on the fire pit... Maybe he could-? Nah. "You feel like smoking this thing? Might have to go back to my car to do it."
there was a perfectly defensible reason for being at a beta rho omega party, and dennis would be happy to explain it to anyone who looked confused enough to ask. enough of the campus sports crowd had drifted here to make this networking. technically. if anyone wanted to call it standing in a backyard with a dying phone while people loudly rewrote the history of their own wins, that was their business. dennis was squinting down at the six percent in the corner of his screen like that alone could raise it back to seven, when a voice cut in beside him. he looked over with his eyebrows already raised. “ do i look like someone people trust with fire? ” he asked, glancing up at lucas with a small, helpless sort of smile. “ no, sorry. i’ve got nothing. ” his gaze flicked to the joint behind lucas’s ear, then toward the fire pit, catching the idea before it could fully become one. “ i feel like that’s probably not plan a, ” he said, which was about as generous as he could make it sound. then lucas mentioned the car. “ do you have a charger in there? ” he asked, pocketing it. “ because i might come with you, but not because i’m endorsing the joint. ”
(﹙˓ 🎧 ˒﹚) whoa, did you just hear that voice? it's so recognizable that i have no doubt it's wyatt callahan. i don't really know much about them, but i heard they're a twenty - six year old sociology & digital media production double major in their fourth year of study. people say that they're resilient and amorous, but rumor has it that they're actually evasive and capricious, so i guess we'll never know the truth unless you live with them in cohen - chang house. if you ask me, i think i'd describe them as the hot and cold, but their spotify wrapped should say more about them, in which enjoy the silence by depeche mode, read my mind by the killers, and don't look back in anger by oasis are amongst their most played. but whatever, i wish them luck on their endeavors in AV club, film society, and swim team. i don't know how they have time for all of that, but i can't wait to see how this new school year treats them! ( nick robinson, cis man and he / him, pansexual ) 𝄞ˎˊ˗
𝟎𝟏. 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒
full name: wyatt callahan
nicknames: wyatt
age & birthday: twenty6 & august 9th
gender & pronouns: cis man & he / hin
hometown: denver, colorado
residence: cohen - chang house
major: sociology & digital media production
clubs: av club, film society, swim team
𝟎𝟐. 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄
face claim: nick robinson
height: 6'1"
build: lean with broad shoulders and a sturdy frame
eye color: brown
hair color: dark brown
style habits: favors well - made basics in muted colors, usually bought once and worn for years. nothing visibly branded, though the occasional jacket or watch gives away that his definition of “not expensive” is slightly compromised
for the first ten years of his life, wyatt understood that being chosen was mostly a matter of timing. he and his younger brother moved through placements together whenever the system allowed it. then came ralph and teddy, who adopted both boys and rather inconveniently for all of wyatt’s trust issues, stayed. they supported every new interest the boys brought home no matter how short - lived. wyatt went through guitar lessons, photography and one especially serious art phase that left the house full of canvases and charcoal dust, though none of it stuck. under their care, he grew into an easygoing, unassuming teen who was very deliberately not a problem child. unfortunately, his first attempt at university lasted roughly one academic year. away from home, the parts of his childhood he thought he had safely outgrown began bothering him which felt less upsetting than deeply ungrateful. he had two loving fathers, a brother with whom he had shared nearly everything, a comfortable upbringing and every reason to be fine. so why wasn’t he? rather than admit that a good life had not magically cancelled out a difficult beginning, he turned to alcohol as a way of declining its attention. at nineteen, he had drunkenly walked into the wrong house after an enthusiastic night out and fell asleep in a stranger’s spare bedroom. an arrest, a withdrawn university place and several uneven years of treatment followed, which was rather a lot of fuss over mistaking one front door, if you asked him.
𝟎𝟓. 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐀
once sober, he began volunteering at a youth center where he helped with outreach, events and fundraiser videos. he enrolled at saint rivera at twenty - four and made it his mission to be just some guy ... neither jock nor nerd nor mysterious older student lurking near the library. having spent much of his childhood as one of the oldest kids in whichever group home he found himself in, looking out for people comes naturally, and he tends to fill the designated #bigbro role in his circle. listening to everyone’s problems? absolutely. mentioning his own? well, let’s not get carried away! for all his talent at giving sensible advice, wyatt’s own love life has never benefited from the same level of supervision. one minute, he wants to drown in someone and the next, the thought of needing them makes him feel physically ill. he's rarely unattached for long, which was mostly harmless until his third year at saint rivera, when he joined the glee club. one failed relationship ended with his ex recruiting several other members to perform a rather pointed number directly at him. nothing encourages a guy to confront his commitment issues quite like that! ever committed to avoiding a difficult conversation, he left the club only months after joining. now that he's finally in his senior year, his goals are simple: finish his degree, keep things uncomplicated and should he upset anyone romantically, ensure they cannot sing. good luck with that!
(﹙˓ 🎧 ˒﹚) whoa, did you just hear that voice? it's so recognizable that i have no doubt it's valeria chavez. i don't really know much about them, but i heard they're a twenty - five year old hospitality & event management major in their fourth year of study. people say that they're effervescent and resourceful, but rumor has it that they're actually insensitive and idealistic, so i guess we'll never know the truth unless you live with them in off campus. if you ask me, i think i'd describe them as the ditzy darling, but their spotify wrapped should say more about them, in which super graphic ultra modern girl by chappell roan, lucky by britney spears, and all - american bitch by olivia rodrigo are amongst their most played. but whatever, i wish them luck on their endeavors in member of new directions, the cheerios and student events committee. i don't know how they have time for all of that, but i can't wait to see how this new school year treats them! ( zión moreno, trans woman and she / her, bisexual ) 𝄞ˎˊ˗
𝟎𝟏. 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒
full name: valeria garza chavez
nicknames: val, valeria, vally
age & birthday: twenty5 & february 20th
gender & pronouns: trans woman & she / her
hometown: charlottesville, virginia
residence: off campus
major: hospitality & event management
clubs: glee, cheerios, student events committee
𝟎𝟐. 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄
face claim: zión moreno
height: 5'10"
build: tall and willowy, with a pageant-girl sort of posture that somehow survives even when she’s half-asleep in a hoodie and platform sandals
eye color: dark brown
hair color: dark brown, usually styled soft and glossy
style habits: very y2k-princess, owns too many tiny tops and will defend every single one. she leans into pastel colors, cute cardigans, low-rise denim, platforms, glossy lips and light makeup. comfort matters to her, but so does looking like she could accidentally wander into a campaign shoot
usual song choices: usually goes for glossy pop songs with a little drama underneath them. she loves anything fun, flirty and songs that sound cute until you realize she's absolutely singing them at someone on purpose. some likely picks would be: stars are blind by paris hilton, moonlit floor by lisa, so yesterday by hilary duff & potential breakup song by aly & aj
strengths: valeria’s biggest strength is her charisma. she may not always be the most technically polished person in the room, but she knows how to sell a song and charm an audience. she’s also surprisingly good at picking songs that fit the moment, especially when they’re secretly dedicated to someone
weaknesses: she's not so disciplined. she likes glee club, but she's also juggling cheerios, student events, her social life and whatever crisis she has created by agreeing to help three different people on the same day. she's here for fun, friends, extra credit and the occasional spotlight
reason for joining: probably saw that her crush at the time was in the club and chose to sign up so she could see them more often. also partly fomo
𝟎𝟓. 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘
in the chávez house, ambition was basically a family sport. her father runs a hotel, while her mother works in beauty and cosmetics. her older brothers got pushed into being impressive before they were old enough to enjoy having a personality. valeria saw all that and thought … absolutely not. she chose peace, or at least the glittery version of it where everyone thinks she's always one confused step away from walking into a glass door. she transitioned young and had her family with her, especially her mother, who treated it like an excuse to unlock every pageant dress in virginia. commercials came after, beauty campaigns too. she learned how to smile on cue before she learned to care about algebra. because of that, she grew up adored but also a little sheltered. people booked things for her, reminded her of things and explained the boring parts later, if at all. school was mostly average. never bad enough for concern, yet never good enough for responsibility. despite a dating record that should've humbled her by now, valeria is still a hopeful romantic. just not always for herself. she occasionally sets her friends up and plans dates for them, sometimes unwarranted.
𝟎𝟔. 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐀
saint rivera was her first attempt at doing things without someone fixing everything for her. after a gap year full of family events, beauty launches and "self-discovery" that mostly involved being driven places, college felt like a cute idea until it started making her read emails. hospitality and event management works for her because she's much better at organizing other people’s lives than her own. her own schedule is a crime scene, but give her a party, a fundraiser or a date night and #trust she will have opinions and backup options. she also genuinely loves planning dates and organizing events. she may be oblivious about practical things, but she understands pretty details and how to make a moment feel special. eventually, she wants her own events brand. weddings, parties, launches and anything pretty enough to need flowers and stressful enough to need her.
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(﹙˓ 🎧 ˒﹚) whoa, did you just hear that voice? it's so recognizable that i have no doubt it's dennis barwick. i don't really know much about them, but i heard they're a twenty - four year old broadcast journalism major in their third year of study. people say that they're dependable and quick - witted, but rumor has it that they're actually biased and overcritical, so i guess we'll never know the truth unless you live with them in abrams house. if you ask me, i think i'd describe them as the know - it - all, but their spotify wrapped should say more about them, in which if you’re over me by years & years, take on me by a - ha, and talk too much by coin are amongst their most played. but whatever, i wish them luck on their endeavors in member of new directions, debate society and campus sports broadcaster. i don't know how they have time for all of that, but i can't wait to see how this new school year treats them! ( thomas weatherall, demi guy and he / they, bisexual ) 𝄞ˎˊ˗
𝟎𝟏. 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒.
full name: dennis barwick
nicknames: dennis, denny, barwick
age & birthday: twenty4 & september 2nd
gender & pronouns: demi guy & he / they
hometown: tamworth, new south wales
residence: abrams house
major: broadcast journalism
clubs: glee, debate society, campus radio / sports broadcast
𝟎𝟐. 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄
face claim: thomas weatherall
height: 5'10"
build: lean and fairly fit, mostly because he exercises for health and stress management rather than any real athletic ambition
eye color: dark brown
hair color: dark brown, usually left a little messy
style habits: hoodies, rugby shirts, plain tees, straight - leg jeans and trainers, usually with some team cap or jacket ruining any claim of neutrality
audition song: you get what you give by new radicals
usual song choices: usually goes for upbeat songs with fast pacing. likely picks would be: the middle by jimmy eat world, are you gonna be my girl by jet, don't stop me now by queen & ballad of mona lisa by p!atd
strengths: best bet, he's the first one at rehearsal, already warmed up. he takes practice seriously, remembers arrangements and rarely needs to be told the same thing twice. annoying, but useful
weaknesses: not always the most charming performer. he has confidence, sure, but not always the warm, sparkly kind. he's also too opinionated and critical, which means one wrong note may ruin rehearsal
reason for joining: one of his professors suggested he work on breath control, projection and performing under pressure. the glee club, to the private suffering of its members, counted as all three
𝟎𝟓. 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘
for a while, the most stable adult in their life was their grandfather. their parents split when they were young and whatever family structure they tried to keep together mostly ended with dennis being passed between adults who had too much going on. their grandpa taught them that having a voice wasn't the same thing as being rude, even if dennis has tested that line with real commitment. sports became their thing, especially soccer, though actually playing only proved dennis had the passion, but not the talent. when their grandpa passed, they were sent to live with relatives in new jersey, where most of high school happened through online classes and homeschool programs. it made them independent, sure, but it also left them very available to their own thoughts. by the time they had peers around them again, they had apparently been saving up material. age sanded some of it down, thankfully for the public, but not all of it. they know how to stop now, they just don't always get there before someone wishes they would!
𝟎𝟔. 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐀
after a few strange years of online classes and living with relatives in new jersey, saint rivera felt like a decent reset without throwing them too far into the unknown. pennsylvania was close and dennis liked the idea of turning their sports obsession into something that sounded employable. the campus sports broadcaster role came after they started showing up to games with enough knowledge and commentary to make people remember them against their will. it has already earned them some criticism, mostly because their "favourites" get generous praise, while everyone else gets analysis with teeth. a few listeners have called it bias, which is rude mainly because it's true. glee club was meant to be useful for vocal control, but dennis has been acting like the club accidentally acquired quality control ever since #strictaf.
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