not around

This bird has 3 mods. Bird, monkey, raygun

The “monkey” sound is actually it mimicking the call of the laughing kookaburra, which is a bird.

What kills me is a couple of times after it does the camera shutter noise, it murmurs in what is clearly an imitation of a human speaking quietly. 

Play a lyrebird Kenku to maximise your mimicry potential.

my fave thing about this is that it’s switching mostly between magpie, kookaburra, whip-bird, and lorikeet calls when it’s not mimicking a camera and its cutting all its calls short too. this thing must be so fucking confusing for other birds to listen to

chonkie

ohhhhh he fattttt

Why he fat

if u could genetically modify distinctly non-human things to urself what would u want holds mic out

i am so fucking tired of cis people

wowee! tumblr mobile’s new update now puts a tumblr logo at the top of your screen for some reason when you’re scrolling! why

i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like

Is killing different than endearing physical contact? Local man unsure

^^^

My dad goes out into the woods and takes pictures all the time. He still calls it “hunting” and when he comes home, he literally says “Hey, look at what i shot!” So doing this allows not only for great photos and time with nature, but also an A+ Dad Joke.

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

Free them

YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FREED THEM

I’m reading on old superstitions and: “Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!” September 14th: the day the Devil nuts

HAPPY DEVIL NUT DAY