Harmione Expertise

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SLYTHERIN || THUNDERBIRD | Hi there! I don't know how in the name of Merlin you ended up across this blog, but hello to you if you did! I only created it to relieve myself of the bent up addiction to all things Harmione and to remove the ideas inside of my head! feel free to start a conversation because I don't have a life SMH... Have a good day!

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shakespork

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

shakespork

my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun?

me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch,,

my-insanity-is-an-artform

Rich, eccentric, elderly widow Lady peering over at the conversation: That one. That one shall be my heir.

billysquirrel

Diplomacy is for people who deserve it. Everyone else can catch these hands.

smut-hound

My rival sitting with perfect posture at the head of the table: My dear Miss, I have the highest opinion in the world of your excellent judgment in all matters within the scope of your understanding.

Me embodying a swamp opossum:

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thezeroquotes

You're the kind of person I wanna be with when I want to be alone.

— Eleanor & Park

semblanche

someone: so who's your target audience

me: me and three other highly specific people who i may or may not know irl. alternatively, anyone except my mom

dalekofchaos

Why I ship Harmione/Harmony

Mostly, I am a sucker for best friends to lovers. And I always thought reading the books and watching the movies, they should have gotten together. I’ve explained why I don’t like Hinny or Romione. So I will explain why I love Harmione and why I think they should be together.

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stupidcomplexionweasley

A perfect and in-depth explanation.

Ok I built my brains for OBHWF from a website called Sugarquill then went back to the books. Knew it was going to happen in Half Blood Prince.

OBWHF is useless. Harry was already a surrogate son, there was no need to tie them officially. Blood doesn’t make family; love does. Molly loves Harry as if he was one of her own.

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Hi HMS StupidIf Ginny was a fangirl she would've reacted like one"Nine and three-quarters!" piped a small girl also red-headed, who was holding her hand but then stared at the boy with his trolley, she had seen him many times in photographs, but now face-to-face it was a dream come true. "Oh my god mum it's Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived." Before Harry could talk to her mother she went as quick as she could, she wished she had parchment for a signature. "Oh my god, it's you! "Er," said Harry

Ginny never saw Harry before, remember? Harry was one year old when his parents died and I doubt the public were able to get a picture of him anyway. Besides, Fred and George were the ones who figured out he was the boy who lived if you bothered to look correctly. Thanks for wasting your time on me, it makes me truly feel special <3

ever since Harry met Hermione on the train I shipped them, but alas, J.K. and I don't think the same...

#Harry and Hermione #Harmony #Harry Potter

did you know?

did you know that a hinny is the result of breeding between a female donkey and a male horse? a female donkey is also called a jenny ...

just saying.

#anti hinny #a hinny is #i'm sorry it's five in the morning

Dear Mr Potter,

Don’t marry your highschool sweetheart. Don’t expect it to be a happy and fulfilling marriage, because it wasn’t love, but just a crush. Your true soulmate will still be waiting, though, don’t worry.

#dear mr potter #highschool sweethearts #harry stop being stupid oml

ao3tags

grudgingly canon compliant

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sometimes…canon…is worse

spideyspells

does she know that we bleed the same?

to all you hinny shippers

most of you say that a Harry and Hermione relationship gives you ‘incest vibes’

well, harry considered Ron to be like his brother

doesn’t that make Ginny like his sister?

stop making up very stupid accusations all right? ship your ship and we’ll ship ours!

#harry and ginny #stop making false tales #the rumors aren't true #Harry and Hermione

honeyprincezz

Hermione://most of all rooting for Harry at the Triwizard Tournament//

Hermione: //fly with Harry on the hippogriff

Hermione: //goes with Harry to the cemetery to see his parents//

Harry: / / chooses Ginny//

Hermione: WHAT the HELL?

The shippers: WHAT the HELL?

Dumbledore: WHAT the HELL?

Sirius in heaven: WHAT the HELL?!

stupidcomplexionweasley

what did ginny ever do to be worth living a lifetime with him, when Hermione had spent all of her life dedicated to him and saving the world? I’m not even sorry. no matter how pretty or how good at quidditch ginny is, she will never weigh as much as Hermione.

“Potters don’t have a thing for redheads ... they have a knack for the smart girl.” (QUOTE AND PHOTO BY ME)

#harry and hermione #harmione #harmony

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the best way to say ‘I love you’

my heart wrenched open, and yours must too:

‘... And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am, too,ʹ Hermione added as an afterthought. ʹBut I donʹt think youʹre ugly,ʹ said Harry, bemused.

honestly Hermione has insecurities about her looks sometimes and it was just amazing of him to say that. beauty isn't just outer beauty but inner beauty. looks don’t matter much, even though I’ve always thought of Hermione as beautiful and not taking into consideration Emma Watson's gorgeousness. this made my heart flutter. bless you, harry, bless you.

#Harry and Hermione #but i don't think you're ugly #harmione #reasons to ship harmione

I wish someone would look at me the way they look at each other.

I wish someone would love me the way they love each other.

I wish someone would laugh with me the way they laugh together.

I wish someone would respect me the way they respect each other.

I wish someone would save me the way they save each other.

I wish someone would value me as much as they do to each other.

Harry would sacrifice himself for her, she would too, and I wish I could do that with someone too. Their love is complete, full and on repeat, utterly returned and growing day by day. They are each other’s pillar of life, so without her, Harry cannot withstand any force, and without Harry, she cannot be herself.

I wish someone would trust me as much as they trust each other.

We wish we can be Harmione.

#harmione #reasons to ship harmione #harry and hermione #harry potter #hermione granger

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