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can we please have jeremy jordan play audrey in little shop of horrors?????? like he could nAIL the accent. i’d pay good money to see that shit

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damn…i really predicted jeremy jordan in little shop huh

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i know this isn’t musical related but, if you’re into the show “avatar: the last airbender” you should go follow my other account @atla-bullshit :)

#book of mormon #waitress #newsies #little shop of horrors #tuck everlasting #hadestown #falsettos #wicked #atla #zukka #sokka #zuko

shrimp-piss

so, i’ve seen the reviews for Love is Stored in the Fish (aka, this post) and i have decided to give you all more detail about it because i can tell you guys just love this idea.

- zuko hadn’t met sokka before his soul was trapped in the fish

- sokka is trapped inside the fish because he was messing with it and the universe wanted to fuck with him

- zuko works part time at the Jasmine Dragon (duh) and iroh brought the fish in because he liked it

- sokka starts talking to zuko and asks him for help

- he thinks sokka is annoying at first but helps him anyways

- they try to find this fish spirit which is on the other side of the country to help them

- zuko starts falling in love with sokka because the guy is still smart and funny and he can’t resist that

- sokka starts falling for zuko and now has another purpose to get his real body back (to woo zuko)

- shenanigans ensue because how could they not? sokka is a talking fish

:)

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i— i cant believe someone wrote headcanons for it...i don’t know how i feel

jack: having a crush is stupid as hell

davey: yeah, i get that

jack: i mean, everytime i see them i end up acting stupid

davey: ...but you always act stupid...?

jack: don’t think too hard into that

#musical #newsies #textposts #davey jacobs #jack kelly #javey #theyre so dumv i stg

spot: i like my coffee like i like race

spot: sweet

race: awhhh babeeee, love you

-

davey: i like my coffee like i like jack

jack, confused: ...up your ass...?

davey: i— why do you do this to me

jack: you set yourself up for that

#musical #newsies #racetrack higgins #jack kelly #textpost #textposts #spot newsies #spot conlon #davey newsies #davey jacobs #javid #davey x jack #race x spot #sprace #i feel like this is a little risky for thmbkr #this better not get taken down #ill be pissed

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hey guys

what’s the musical thats leads are two tenors and a mezzo??

...you mean every popular musical...

#YOU MEAN EVERY FUCIN MUSICAL #book of mormon #be more chill #the lightning thief musical #bonnie and clyde #falsettos #newsies #dear evan hansen #feel free to add more

Newsies revival... stop you're giving me ideas

OK BUT ONE MORE. WE CALL IT...WAIT FOR IT... NEW- SIES...GET IT BECAUSE ITS LIKE NEW...IM SO FUNNY

#musical #textposts #newsies #davey jacobs #jack kelly #textpost #javid #crutchie newsies #racetrack higgins

“if you ever get angry, just punch an orphan. like, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?”

-race, probably

#musical #newsies #race is a crackhead #racetrack newsies #racetrack higgins #textposts #textpost #javid #davey jacobs #jack kelly #crutchie newsies

adam: what’s another word for mistake??

lydia: beetlejuice

beetlejuice: ok ya know what—

#beetlejuice #lydia deetz #adam maitland #textposts #musical

davey: i relate to belle because she loves to read books and she loves people for who they are, not what they look like.

jack: i’m like tinkerbell, she’s a petty bitch and needs attentions or else she’ll die.

#newsies #jack kelly #davey jacobs #musical #textposts #textpost #javid #i love them

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i’ve said it once and i’m saying it again:

NEWSIES NEEDS A REVIVAL YOU

C O W A R D S

#newsies #revival #musical #jack kelly #davey jacobs #crutchie newsies #racetrack higgins #cast tom holland as fuckin race pLEASE

hey guys guess what

it’s

fall-sttos

time

#falsettos #musical #textposts #this has probably already been done

THE FALSETTOS FANDOM IS DYING

THIS AN ABSOLUTE O U T R A G E WE SHOULD START A RIOT DAMNIT

#falsettos #musical #whizzer brown #marvin falsettos #trina weisenbachfeld #mendel weisenbachfeld #jason falsettos #OUTRAGE I TELL YOU #O U T R A G E

spot: hey wanna play 20 questions

race: yeah sure, so what do you—

spot: MY FAVORITE COLOR IS ORANGE— WANNA BE MY BOYFRIEND

#newsies #sprace #spot conlon #racetrack higgins #g a y #musical #textposts

race: well how do you really feel about him??

jack: he make my heart go uwu

#javid #newsies #jack kelly #davey jacobs #heheheheh uwu

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davey: hey you know the love letter you sent me, look at the fourth sentence

jack: oh yeah, the one where i open up about my feelings and get all sap—

davey: you forgot a comma

#newsies #javid #jack kelly #davey jacobs #gay disasters

davey: what’s the scariest thing you can think of??

crutchie: the death of the people i love

jack: being a burden to the people around me

race: being forgotten

specs: climate change

finch: rejection

spot: geese

davey: wait what

spot: ok those little fuckers will fight and i am a very small man, that even les is taller than. they will fucking destroy me

#newsies #wow someone remembered finch #thats rare #davey jacobs #finch newsies #jack kelly #crutchie newsies #javid

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