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Make it look like a flippy thingy!

Boss

#website redesign #boss #instructions fail #giving instructions

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I've failed to fail mighty successfully.

Boss

#fail #win #succeed #try again #life quotes

Boss is awesome. She wrote this herself!

#merry christmas #2013 #boss #awesome #win #poem #poetry #parody #heartfelt #minion #presents #gifts #love #santa

I saw the crown on the board and immediately thought, "Is this about me?"

Boss, upon seeing the office holiday potluck trivia brackets with the championship slot marked by a crown

#trivia #holiday #potluck #goteam

It's math, so...

#math #fail

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Draw something and I'll put words on it!

#boss #instructions fail #drawing #skills #getonline

I don't want his money. I just want him! ... That didn't come out right.

Boss, referring to a sponsor who Boss has been stalking to be a speaker at an event

#stalker

If you have a shitty program, no one cares.

#wisdom

Without interest, there is no conflict. And without conflict, there is no interest.

#wisdom

#library #books #childrens books #popup #reading #culture #change

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Take my pic and I'll take your eye.

#photo #take my picture #Grumpy Cat

Apparently, I texted [significant other] at 1:50 in the morning saying, "Help! I can't keep up!" Don't even remember.

#drinking #psych #slumber party #vodka

Domino's Pizza

Boss: You know. It'll go right across the top, like Domino's Pizza. [All of us look bewildered.]

Minion: What do you mean, "Domino's Pizza?"

Boss: .......... I don't know what that means either. I don't know why I said that.

#manager #giving instructions #team meeting

Boss: I had two very important conference calls this morning, and I’m pretty sure I woke up drunk. Minion: Wow… I'm impressed. (These bottles were unopened at the beginning of the night. See what happens when 2.5 people put their mind to something?)

#drinking #vodka #last night #conference

Comb + vibrator. Efficiency.

#drinking #vibrator #efficiency

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Head

Boss: Well, it's just his head.

Minion: Oh, that makes it SOOOOO much better.

#drinking #vodka #head

What happens in the slumber party stays in the slumber party.

Irony at its finest

#drinking #irony #slumber party

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