Stuff and Broccoli

his name is Organic Spinach

the cleanest frog in Michigan

Hamsterdam

Kontent

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

World Heritage Post

“The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo” (if u haven’t read it, read it) modern AU where all 7 husbands are just Celia under various fake names and wacky disguises. I mean like Cecil St. James, James Saint, and just a fake mustache and a top hat switching out with a monocle. The papers r like ‘Evelyn Hugo marries again to handsome bachelor James St. Celio who always wears sunglasses and a beer hat.’

Me walking into work

*plugs phone into computer to charge* yes my child, drain the life from your superior,

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

OH he is READY