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Somehow 'aliens abducting a microscope' is my mood today

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

ok u caught me i’m stupid

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

toad heterosexual is unfortunate

Game of Thrones is slang for jacking off on the toilet

A common misconception but you're thinking of Game of Thrones' monster

“No, I’m not the chosen one. I’m just a farmer. Now go away!”

Wheel of time

What about him, tumblr user yiffmaster?

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

gonth

wait

It is every boy’s dream to one day become a successful bird

I've been saying this for 9000 years

i’m at this little place called Wits End

i fill the chat with wit and Hit Send

I gladly join in on this Hit Trend

knock me down don't break i Just Bend

glass to eat, sand to drink, flesh To Rend

2004

What the hell is that at the top?? Are you taking a bath with the eye of suaron??