But I knew him..

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

I don’t drink whiskey but I make sure to always have a bottle on hand so when my rival gets injured in a knife fight and only has me to turn to for help at 2 AM I can pour it on them as disinfectant before I patch them up and we inevitably fall in love.

Yes I have a full and sterile medical grade sutures kit but no rubbing alcohol bc that’s not romantic no further questions

This ur own fault for not adhering to the 3.4 oz rule

This is the funniest fucking post I’ve ever seen

Age Of Ultron where Wanda dives into the Avengers’ minds to find their worst fears but they’d had training against mind-meddling beforehand and so all she got in return was like. Vague images of fat-free mayonnaise and decaf coffee or the concept of never being able to watch anything except desperate housewives again for the rest of time.

I remember when Brokeback Mountain came out. It was the joke of the year. People thought the ‘gay cowboy movie’ was the funniest thing they’d ever heard of. SNL had a field day. You couldn’t get away from the ‘I wish I could quit you’ jokes. It wasn’t until years later when I actually saw it that I was like, ‘Holy shit, this is a deadly-serious fucking tragedy. What the fuck, people. What the fuck.’

straights love to make fun of gay men’s pain. nothing new.

Married af.

RUDE

The best part is Andrew Garfield in the background losing his shit through out the entire thing

here’s a fantastic idea: how about Cards Against Humanity buys Tumblr??

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Oh my fucking god

Amazing!

Now this I can get behind