𝑂𝑁𝐸 𝑆𝑇𝑅𝑂𝑁𝐺 𝐴𝐿𝐿𝑌.

so i know i haven’t been around and some of that was the dash but tbh my wisdom tooth on the left side of my mouth has been acting up really badly since saturday. normally when my wisdom teeth start hurting it’s very little for like a day or two and it stops. this time it’s very swollen, it hurts very badly, i’m pretty sure it’s?? infected?? and i have to work tonight somehow through this bc there’s literally no one who can cover for me.

so tomorrow morning i’m going to the dentist and i might wind up being mia for more time than i was planning to just?? bc of pain??? honestly. idk how wisdom tooth surgery is or if they’ll even be able to go ahead and take me tomorrow. i hope they can.

       SO I’M DEAD; a goner, probably hanging slack-eyed from some rafter, tongue hanging out like some trophy kill or something. can’t say that i’m surprised that our town has once again been struck by murder! ever since brandon james there’s been a whole nightmare on elm street ‘sins of the parents’ vibe here. that was springwood, this is lakewood. whoever came up with that could’ve tried harder— it’s called subtlety. look it up. but i digress. i am not among the living, and so i assume you want me to say something profound. 

       noah, this is the point at which i could get sappy, but i won’t. i will however say that i hope the legacy of bi-curious and the virgin lives on. just don’t you dare replace me. oh, and also, please don’t let my father bury me in a dress. please. 

       to emma and brooke and everyone else, i’m sorry for any pain i caused. and i just want you all to know that i love all of you. mostly. okay! well, i’ve had just about enough of this. lakewood, ya always sucked, and i really hope you change. r.i.p.

                                     DIDN’T YOU KNOW? EVEN A FLOWER CAN BE A CARNIVORE.