time traveler from the dirt :)

ao3, baby, are you okay? can i get you some soup?

every time ao3 goes down i think back to the ddos attack and just... sit in silence as i fall apart a little

does the phoenix witch is gay?

go witchfuck yourself.

if you replace the 'f' in the witchfucker wednesday acronym with an 'l', it becomes 'wlw' and i think that's pretty neat

a girl will really listen to music with the audio quality of actual dirt and tell you it's the greatest thing she's ever heard

ao3 i am holding your hair back as you vomit, i am cooking toast with butter on it for you, i am calling the doctor's office, i am spoon feeding to you the liquid tylenol that's supposed to taste like cherries, i am giving you a cold compress for your forehead, i am rubbing your back while you cry. it will be okay babygirl. i'm here for you. the doctors are on their way now. just hang in there.