stripper IRL

All you chicks with “morals” are really missing out on some dough 👑😂

I laughed suddenly and loudly in my cubicle at work. 

If you are at a strip club, sitting at the stage, and you do not tip, you are going straight to hell

Yeah it’s so confusing, and some places it’s hard to find good explanations of these laws online! Australia has them pretty laid out though, I really wanna tour there.

They are definitely not as secure, your ankles tend to roll more and they do fall of during pole tricks. And you definitely can never wear stockings. If you work at mostly a vip lap dance club i think they work great because you can easily slide them off an on for dances and rooms, but if you are on stage alot an tend to do alot of tricks they suck in my opinion.

The single slide ones make it harder to walk on some textures too (like carpet etc).

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips