❛ — you’re really campaigning for bitch of the year, aren’t you? ❜
❛ i gave birth to a pterodactyl ❜
❛ for god’s sake, you’ve been in here for thirty minutes, what are you doing? ❜
❛ why can’t you just masturbate like the rest of us? ❜
❛ your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. this is never good. ❜
❛ i’m a breast gal myself, but of course you already knew that. ❜
❛ it’s nice to watch you happy. for them, even. ❜
❛ what’s his number? oh yeah 1-800- i’m-dating-a-skanky-hoe ❜
❛ i seem to be having a slight case of nudity here ❜
❛ it looks dead, it smells dead, yet it’s moving around. interesting ❜
❛ i know you like me. i’ve seen you staring at my breasts. ❜
❛ who do you kill for fun around here? ❜
❛ say uncle, oh, that’s right - you killed my uncle ❜
❛ stop touching my magic bone! ❜
❛ from beneath you, it devours ❜
❛ are you ready to get down you funky party weasel? ❜
❛ i made him an offer he couldn’t survive. ❜
❛ my god he’s going to do the entire speech! ❜
❛ i know what you’re thinking, but don’t worry. i don’t bite ❜
❛ sorry about the chains, it’s not that i don’t trust you it’s, actually i just don’t trust you. ❜
❛ oh yeah? well — so’s your face! ❜
❛ i look at you and i feel sick. ❜
❛ i want to torture you, i used to love it and it’s been a long time ❜
❛ the last time i tortured somebody, they didn’t even have chainsaws! ❜
❛ at the end of the journey, you’re not the same ❜
❛ really? i’ve never gotten a meow before ❜
❛ —– what? can it hurt me? ❜
❛ as defending champion, are you nervous? ❜