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Duckvember Day 16: Jobless

He can’t even feed his family

For @darkwingsnark’s Duckvember

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darkwingsnark

"FINALLY! I can live without having to die!" --@stripestheboar

#reblog #friend reblog

micaxiii

"I need someone to step on me!"

@stripestheboar

stripestheboar

Is it so hard to ask for someone to break my spine over their knee and call me fat in a non-sexual way? Or am I just crazy?

#reblog #i’m being put on blast

heartevent

forgot i had the ancient arrows equipped and accidentally sent this man to eeby deeby

heartevent

would like to let everyone know that after i accidentally did this the yiga clan didnt ambush me for an in real life week

dorian-v-gaye

Solarsyrup your TAGS-

#I laughed so hard at that last bit that I actually cried

hollowboobtheory

tumblrinas you NEED to see this

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10shillingsand6pence

petition to rename Hattercrow to Campfire Ship because no matter what their designs, they always look like a stick and a marshmallow together

#i’ll hop in and support that #hattercrow #campfire ship #reblog

I had a dream last night where I was on this stellar adventure with a cast of characters for an ancient warlord’s long lost buried treasure in a bunker in the Sahara desert. We found it, but many people died along the way. There were three of us remaining, and one was corrupted by the warlord’s spirit into this invincible killing machine while my companion was possessed by the spirit of the hero that killed the warlord and became dedicated to stopping this threat no matter the cost, even if it meant containing the warlord in the underground bunker for the rest of his life.

And by the way, I’m just me. I have no skills applicable to the situation, and I also have asthma. Just some random. I’m helping the good guy out years later, and we develop a friendship, and then suddenly I say aloud to myself “wait… this isn’t going to be a romance thing, is it?”

Sure enough, he began to suggest we hit it off, and I was like “Well….. listen… You’re very sweet… but I’m not into dudes.”

And that’s where the dream ended.

#dreams #nonsense #it was great #until the end #what does it mean?#the adventure was stellar tho #and I rarely remember my dreams

darkwingsnark

Pet dad simulator. An online game where you play kid games to make money to take care of your dad. You feed them, walk them– all normal things for a pet sim, but it’s just some guy. And he tells you positive affirmations and life stories about how back in his day they didn’t give out participation trophies. Dad jokes happen whether you want them or not.

Dad doesn’t die if you don’t take care of him, but he does go out for cigarettes and never comes back. So then you go to the dad store and adopt a new dad.

You can have limitless dads, and you can up their friendship levels to breed them together to get an egg. After a couple real life days it will hatch and there will be a baby bodied creature with just an adult dad head photo-shopped onto it. It will pupate through its stages with the same head, changing bodies, before it hits teen stage where it will go in a cocoon. After 24 hours your fully grown dad will break free.

A dress up game is mandatory.

stripestheboar

I’m squinting at this at 4 AM, convinced this post is partially my fever dream.

#reblog #darkwingsnark #what

thenyanguardparty

If you have a fursona, which one of these does your fursona's species fall into?

carnivore

herbivore

omnivore

other? (explain in the tags)

Voting ended onApr 12, 2023

thenyanguardparty

non-furries better not be answering "omnivore" for human I'll bite you

#you already know I’m a boar #on screen anyhow #they’ll eat absolutely anything

cadmuslabs777

Sure

stripestheboar

At this point they’re not even trying.

#reblog #what is this

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headspace-hotel

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

findingfeather

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

beyondthisdarkhouse

The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.

Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink

headspace-hotel

...Oh

brainsforbabyjesus

second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.

awkward

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

fenrislorsrai

Married version is shoving your hand in your partner’s clothes when you’re out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is. Or wearing a weapon in a spot you can’t draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouse’s weapons.

justlookatthosesausages

Every single one of you is a genius

#amazing #I’ve done the #pulling out way too many weapons than physically possible #gag #but never in a romantic setting #wanna see if I can do this in any roleplays

The worst part about old media is that almost everything is tainted by the normalized racism of the time period.

I love Fred Astaire (except for the parts with blackface).

Showboat is one of my favorite musicals of all time ((except for the parts with blackface)).

The original Dawn of the Dead is a classic and still holds up to this d— (((EXCEPT FOR THE BROWNFACE)))

#fred astair #showboat #racism tw #racism mention #stripes’ rants

cadmuslabs777

I know god is real bc my phone just fell on my face

stripestheboar

God’s litmus test

#reblog

omegaverse

hey guys! Look out for pepsi's ad during the super bowl tonight - they're featuring my COCK!

onetruefool

Sounds like a short commercial.

omegaverse

stripestheboar

Fuck around and find out, lol.

#reblog #funny stuff

Just filed my taxes while absolutely plastered. As is the American way.

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Shout out to all the people who use the same password for everything, all the while understanding that they would be capital F fucked if they ever became internet famous.

#stripes’ nonsense

vernadskova-deactivated20230803

british people doing orgasm denial: looks loike you don't ave the loicense for that....

stripestheboar

“Good heavens I’m arroiving”

#reblog #why #I had to #even if it may be unforgivingly unfunny to some people

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