Duckvember Day 16: Jobless
He canāt even feed his family
For @darkwingsnarkās Duckvember
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@stripestheboar
Duckvember Day 16: Jobless
He canāt even feed his family
For @darkwingsnarkās Duckvember

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"FINALLY! I can live without having to die!" --@stripestheboar
"I need someone to step on me!"
@stripestheboar
Is it so hard to ask for someone to break my spine over their knee and call me fat in a non-sexual way? Or am I just crazy?
forgot i had the ancient arrows equipped and accidentally sent this man to eeby deeby
would like to let everyone know that after i accidentally did this the yiga clan didnt ambush me for an in real life week
Solarsyrup your TAGS-
tumblrinas you NEED to see this

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petition to rename Hattercrow to Campfire Ship because no matter what their designs, they always look like a stick and a marshmallow together
I had a dream last night where I was on this stellar adventure with a cast of characters for an ancient warlordās long lost buried treasure in a bunker in the Sahara desert. We found it, but many people died along the way. There were three of us remaining, and one was corrupted by the warlordās spirit into this invincible killing machine while my companion was possessed by the spirit of the hero that killed the warlord and became dedicated to stopping this threat no matter the cost, even if it meant containing the warlord in the underground bunker for the rest of his life.
And by the way, Iām just me. I have no skills applicable to the situation, and I also have asthma. Just some random. Iām helping the good guy out years later, and we develop a friendship, and then suddenly I say aloud to myself āwait⦠this isnāt going to be a romance thing, is it?ā
Sure enough, he began to suggest we hit it off, and I was like āWellā¦.. listen⦠Youāre very sweet⦠but Iām not into dudes.ā
And thatās where the dream ended.
Pet dad simulator. An online game where you play kid games to make money to take care of your dad. You feed them, walk themā all normal things for a pet sim, but itās just some guy. And he tells you positive affirmations and life stories about how back in his day they didnāt give out participation trophies. Dad jokes happen whether you want them or not.
Dad doesnāt die if you donāt take care of him, but he does go out for cigarettes and never comes back. So then you go to the dad store and adopt a new dad.
Ā You can have limitless dads, and you can up their friendship levels to breed them together to get an egg. After a couple real life days it will hatch and there will be a baby bodied creature with just an adult dad head photo-shopped onto it. It will pupate through its stages with the same head, changing bodies, before it hits teen stage where it will go in a cocoon. After 24 hours your fully grown dad will break free.
A dress up game is mandatory.
Iām squinting at this at 4 AM, convinced this post is partially my fever dream.
If you have a fursona, which one of these does your fursona's species fall into?
carnivore
herbivore
omnivore
other? (explain in the tags)
non-furries better not be answering "omnivore" for human I'll bite you
Sure
At this point theyāre not even trying.

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idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each otherās clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and itās lowkey killing the mood a little
Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.
The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.
Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink
...Oh
second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but thereās already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.
awkward
Itās not that thereās already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that thereās so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like āI can explain!ā and youāre just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like āI can also explain.ā
Married version is shoving your hand in your partnerās clothes when youāre out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is.Ā Or wearing a weapon in a spot you canāt draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouseās weapons.
Every single one of you is a genius
The worst part about old media is that almost everything is tainted by the normalized racism of the time period.
I love Fred Astaire (except for the parts with blackface).
Showboat is one of my favorite musicals of all time ((except for the parts with blackface)).
The original Dawn of the Dead is a classic and still holds up to this dā (((EXCEPT FOR THE BROWNFACE)))
I know god is real bc my phone just fell on my face
Godās litmus test
hey guys! Look out for pepsi's ad during the super bowl tonight - they're featuring my COCK!
Sounds like a short commercial.
Fuck around and find out, lol.
Just filed my taxes while absolutely plastered. As is the American way.

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Shout out to all the people who use the same password for everything, all the while understanding that they would be capital F fucked if they ever became internet famous.
british people doing orgasm denial: looks loike you don't ave the loicense for that....
āGood heavens Iām arroivingā