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valhalla is not “the norse pagan heaven” hel is not “the norse pagan hell” and the edda is not “the norse pagan bible” <3

In fact, in Saxo Grammaticus’ account of the norse pagan afterlife (History of the Danes Book I), Helheim was described as a place of green and ever-lasting life. Correct me if I’m wrong but it would be, in this case, closer to what the judeo-christian heaven would look like according to many of their sources.

Helheim from all I’ve read was a very nice afterlife, and the biggest issue with it is that the name is close to the Christian Hell. Tbh most of the issues with Norse mythology / paganism / heathenry stem from trying to find/force parallels with Christian mythology.

Sorry babe, the thigh garter holding my daggers stay on during sex

When I tell you, the thought of grabbing someone’s hips and fucking them until I’m satisfied is running through my mind right now. Just thinking about them moaning and begging for me to fuck them harder makes me wet. The sounds we’d make as I fill them up over and over again.

Guys please reply to this with what your url means or references I’m really curious

sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding 

sorry i didnt text back this sword is two handed

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