For the Sake of the Mustrums

wait…. oh my god what is he doing

This is why we stan Valentino

crop top that says “FRANKENSTEIN” across the chest and booty shorts that say “FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER” across the ass

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

Hey is

Is your refrigerator running

my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?

*hides your lunch in a ball of peanut butter to give you entertainment and enrichment*

Aw congrats on your role!

what the fuck is game of thrones. stan peppa pig

they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

this is so true

I know

What’s going on here

text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.