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I feel like I’ve may have heard this somewhere but Trader Joe’s is the Chick-fil-A of grocery stores and Panera is the Harris teeter of fast food.
Also Denny’s is the Walmart/Target groceries of fast food.
I have realized now Harris teeter isn’t that bad and I was actually thinking of fucking Whole Foods and or Kroger
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When I turned 14
14
Calligraphy
Beautiful
Smooth
Almonds
- Courtesy of my little sister
I feel like I’ve may have heard this somewhere but Trader Joe’s is the Chick-fil-A of grocery stores and Panera is the Harris teeter of fast food.
Also Denny’s is the Walmart/Target groceries of fast food.
I read this comic about a guy who when he liked something wanted to monopolize the entirety of that thing. In order to do that he would break it to the point where no one else wanted it but him. Except that thing was a person. The scary part was I could entirely understand the logic and emotions behind that rationale.
Technically when we ride bikes were really hanging from really thin wires because all the weight of us and the bike is just suspended from the spokes and this had totally altered how I view bike riding
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FUCK THIS SHIT
I’ve been scrolling through Instagram for two hours doing absolutely nothing with my life hating that I’m on my phone because I’m at caught up to everything I’m reading at this point so I close the app realize I have nothing better to do and open it up again to think I hate this app. FOR FUCKS SALE
Then I go downstairs grab to Oreos eat one as I’m putting the other in my mouth and bitting down on it. “This is disgusting” and it is and I go wash my mouth out with water. But I also really want to draw but a cannot because thy requires motivation. Something I have not had within my grasp for longer than I care to remember. SO HERE I FUCKING AM BACK ON MY DAMN PHONE AGAIN.
I think I’m just going to bed now even though I won’t actually sleep for hours.
So as a new person to the internet I’m still behind on many things and as I was catching up today I found myself in the twilight fandom
Needless to say I was curious because I had obviously heard a great many things about this trilogy (? The one that stands out most is the Rhett and link song that calls it a quadrilogy, it’s important) and so naturally I decided to read it.
Now here I am looking up the sieries expecting three books because it’s called a trilogy then I remember that there’s actually four, right?
BUT LOW AND BEHILD I LOOK IT UP TO FIND A FIFTH BOOK WAS RELEASED THIS YEAR? Like why is this not being talked about?
Almond milk is a sacrilege
Those things made my substituting milk with it’s repulsive dairy imposter are only fit to be served as pig slop.
Who gives a shit if you’re lactose intolerant. Suck it up like all those people before you and like the countless hordes will after your life is reduced to a brief code sequence in cyberspace.
I’m at the dinner table listening to my older sister and brother having a pissing contest about their beta fishes.
The conversation so far:
S: My fish would beat up your fish
B: well my fish would eat the butt off your fish
S: that’s what you think but I’ve been feeding my fish champion food
B: well my fish has been eating regular food
Actually when I first got him he would eat the food and then spit it out in a bubble and then go back and eat it
S: your fish is an idiot
B: *spluttering*
S: ~Hey everyone my fish is an idiot~
Update
B: so I got him one of those leaf hammocks, but he only uses it sometimes. He nestles himself in the branches of this bigger plant
S: yeah tug does that too sometimes. I think I’m going to have to get him some more water plants.
B: you have real plants?
S: yeah what fish doesn’t want real plants
B: your fish isn’t tough he just one bougie ass fish
S: you don’t have real plants for your fish?
Are you a bad fish dad?!
I’m at the dinner table listening to my older sister and brother having a pissing contest about their beta fishes.
The conversation so far:
S: My fish would beat up your fish
B: well my fish would eat the butt off your fish
S: that’s what you think but I’ve been feeding my fish ✨champion✨ food
B: well my fish has been eating regular food
Actually when I first got him he would eat the food and then spit it out in a bubble and then go back and eat it
S: your fish is an idiot
B: *spluttering*
S: ~Hey everyone my fish is an idiot~
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My sock is falling off in my boot and I’m too lazy to fix it plus I know it’s just gonna fall off again. I would just take them off but I’m cold and I don’t want to walk around the house without shoes.
God I’m a drama queen
So I’m doing laundry and I knew that in one of my pairs of work jeans I left one quarter in the front left pocket and one in the left back pocket and I went through every single left pocket on all 5 of these jeans to find them and of course it’s in the last pair of jeans I pick up.
I have the expectation that every single person on the internet who I follow and posts anonymously is the opitomy of beauty and even though I know this is an unrealistic ideal implanted by popular culture I am unable to shake this from my mind
So I was scrolling through the internet and found this story about a guy called dad of three trying to learn how to play among us for his kids and a bunch of strangers helping him with it and it was so touching, but it reminded me of the last time I had played.
So I was randomly invited to play with three other people who I knew and we were talking while playing on a public server and suddenly a guy named caaarll or something similar joined and I was tickled to say the least. But no one who I was in the phone with got the reference which left me greatly disappointed. (And feeling really old, like wft how don’t you get that reference) Anyways I absolutely refused to believe he was ever imposter which lead to our defeat at least twice and then he suddenly disappeared and it was heart wrenching (for me at least, Im Sure my friends were annoyed with me relentlessly defending him)
Anyways Caarll if you see this Mavis will never hesitate to be the Paul to your Carl
I have been super busy and as a result lazy with my free time and low key forgot I had a tumblr, but my sister reminded me and so I began looking over my posts and I still think I’m fucking hilarious
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I found that I don’t talk to myself for the benefit of me but rather the benefit of those who might be listening
Well I started a new job yesterday and my right shoulder and back are very sore and I don’t know if it’s the work or the new weight of expectations and responsibility I’ve been actively running away from for 6 years.