Second Star to the Right...

I have said this before and I will say it again, birds are made entirely of hubris and spite, and absolutely do not care what they’re not supposed to do.

Happy new year everyone!

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

@melazertyiop

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.

Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.

There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

You can’t. Just save this video to your phone. Show it to them if they laugh you’ve made a friend, if not their loss.

This is what “Boys Will Be Boys” should mean

when you go to therapy

I know I technically signed up for the slow burn, but I can't take this anymore

THIS IS ME.

I got a virus from that screenshot of Limewire