pretense

the blair witch isn’t mean, like imagine a group of film majors showing up to ur house with a camera and screaming at u

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

adulthood is like....I’m trying to get back into the concept of having hobbies

Not to be like “we live in a society” but I think a lot of people’s mental health would be significantly less fucked if they didn’t have to function in a system that forces them to think about their value as a human being as based on how productive they are/how much money people can make off them

you don’t know pain unless you played spineworld as a child

Not to be furiously antimodern but like. Existence has meaning

Existence has meaning, some of which is found and some of which is created, and doing this is among the noblest of human quests

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

do you think straight people understand what a mammal is

a hundred years of animations have taught us that no

they’ll tell me to take a biology class cuz im trans and then turn around and put tits on a duck

This has to be one of the funniest bits of internet commentary I’ve ever read