joy is a habit. just so u know.

Anything that reminds me of anything makes me wanna throw up

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

i hate getting attached to someone i wanna grow on you like moss not wait for a fucking text back this sucks

oh so we’re all insane with attachment issues, nice

Can i be a muse for somebody i dont care if the thing sucks. Id be a muse for somebodys computer science project . Idgaf anymore

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play the sound of my childhood best friend's laughter

i loooove little moments of human connection. i love it when a stranger has something good happen to them and you get to be a part of the celebration for a moment. i love it when it starts raining and you and a stranger get to say wow its really coming down out there! i love it when something happens and you and a stranger get to share a look. i will never see you again but we did experience something together and for just a moment we were a pair! i genuinely live for that shit