Damien:”He beat the SHIT out of Kyle for calling him a frenchie it was hilarious! But… I don’t think the other kids are gonna invite him to play fantasy anymore, I mean they don’t already but arg, he doesn’t need those mortals I can just be his friend I’m wayyyy better then those lost souls >:) plus they make the game BORING no one is allowed to actually hit each other just FART on each other which is.. NASTY and doesn’t shake this stupid name of “FartBoy” I’ve earned. But we can just play by ourselves it’d be more fun anywa-“

“Damien? Are YOU talking to the blog that’s more then just once sentence!”

“O-oh! Um no you see I went on.. um you see.. I um I was.. I was on vacation!”

Damien: “BlEk now talk about who’s lying come on pip tell the truth that you were GROUNDED.”

“O-oh um-“

Damien: “heh what can I say I’m so proud, really! grounding is just one more step to going to hell you know”

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"An alternate universe? Oh, silly! Those don't exist! But.. if one was too, that was this well.. it'd be wonderful.. if I was ruling hell with Damien, well, I'd probably be a demon, right? Since demons are the only beings in hell.."

"Hm.. and I can imagine it right now us getting married.."

"Heh, knowing Damien, it'd be some silly Hawaiian type of wedding! He talks very highly of the tropical island he says it's the best place he's ever been in his life!"

"Id remove my hat, and We would share a kiss at the um altar? If hell has one, of course.."

"After our kiss, he would take my hand.. like you said talon in hand.. those shiny share claws with our metal ring bands on matching, of course.. as I take his side to rule.."

"Hm.. that.. sounds like a dream come true.."