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oh my fucking god deltarune fans you will not believe what is happening right now

ok so i’m at my moms sides’ family business today which is co owned by my grandparents who are like. head over heels in love for Weird little dolls and toys and trinkets and the like. so i brought my spamton doll w me, because he’s my new comfort item and i like to bring him places i go. and my grandparents have just kind of…. adopted him??? i guess??? they instantly fell in love with him the moment i pulled him out of my bag and they hold him like you would a newborn baby. theyre always asking if they can hold him. they’re like “wow he is dressed to impress! what a smart little guy! i bet he gets good grades!”. they call him their Little Darling and talk to him like he’s a real boy. when i go to their house later today they’ve asked me if i can let him watch tv with them and their dogs and of course i said yes. and all this time they have no idea that this “new grandson of theirs” is a malicious scam artist who wants to infect your computer and steal your soul

how was the fall

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We don't see humans often

we’re happy you just dropped in

ill be so popular when i show all the monsters what ijust brought in :o)

Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners

can it, sans, no time for banter

Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric

if i were at the met gala i’d dress as one of the assassinated presidents

(telling my friend about my huge balls) hey you're not going to tell your cousin, superstar nicki minaj, about my huge balls, right?

What about Jennifer's personality. Jennifer's mind

The "by Talos this can't be happening" goof is my new favorite end to posts

this is how the civil war started