Lia

1. people hating on writers and fics. writing is something we do for free and for fun. if you stumble upon a fanfic that isn't necessarily your cup of tea or you just don't like, scroll. dont read it. literally leave their page. you don't know if this could be the author's first work that they're so excited about, you dont know if the language they're writing in isn't their first language, you dont know that the writer could be a literal teen and loads of other reasons. fanfictions don't HAVE to be perfect. you write what you want to write because we do it for fun and enjoyment and we want to share that to the world. seriously, what is the wrong with that?..

2. x reader consumers getting WAY too entitled. the number of tiktoks i've seen that say "i run a strict program when it comes to reading fanfics." girl you aint running shit. this is FAN FICTION you're reading. F A N F I C T I O N. there is no denying that most fanfiction writes are beyond talented but just because you read one fanfic that exceeds your expectations doesn't give you the right to talk down on others that don't. people have their own personal writing style, their way of doing things and you talking shit on that isn't right.

at the end of the day, we are all humans, reading and writing is what we do and what we're meant to do. and for you to talk shit about a person WRITING is so insane. we are humans. not some robots that you can tell what to do so you can consume it.

i've seen so so many authors take down their fanfics and losing all motivation to write because of a hate comment. DONT LIKE DONT READ‼️

synopsis: someones dreams can also be anothers nightmare. that case is especially true for you as you suffer through y/n's whirlwind romance with your boss, satoru gojo.

content/warnings: crack, this is all crack, y/n is a completely different character from reader, there's some smuț but it's not very goon worthy, toxic work place, everyone needs help, #freereader, ft. ceo!sukuna

(read in order)

who pushed you?

push me (to the edge)

new boss, who dis?

yeah, kitten.

you’d lose

promise?

/forbiddenyaoi

extras: side character reader asks

notes: i just realized i never made a master list for this

🍔🍟 CHEESEBURGER!GOJO x FRIES!READER

angst, crack, proximity, fastfood romance trope, doomed soulmates, cheesburger: do not eat

CHEESEBURGER!GOJO who is your one and only soulmate on the McKaisen menu; the two of you are always paired together, hotly cuddling up next to you in every Fluffy Meal™, his cheesy smile and aroma is priceless... just kidding it's like $3.70

CHEESEBURGER!GOJO who watches you get absolutely soaked... because you're cooking in oil. He just knows how crispy you're gonna be for him, his crispy girl. No other batch of fries is as pretty as you, not even milkshake!Geto can compare

CHEESEBURGER!GOJO who winks at you, his big, beefy and bready body squished up against your smaller, oily frame, "Looks like it's just the two of us, huh? C'mon baby, don't be shy; gonna get some ketchup on your tips f'me?" he purrs, looking up and down the length of you—he swears you've never looked so god damn good before... maybe you're more golden than usual? More crispy? More salty? Whatever it is, he can hardly resist you... and the tight confines of this box ain't helping his rising heat

CHEESEBURGER!GOJO who gets in close, buns brushing up against you, "Baby, I can't hold back if you're this salty for me..."

CHEESEBURGER!GOJO who puckers up and leans in for a taste of your crispy lips, only for the moment to be disturbed by a blinding light coming from seemingly heaven above—the box opens from the top, and his patty quivers in fear. "Don't worry, I've got this... I'm the cheesiest, remember? Nobody's gonna hurt you as long as I'm near."

CHEESEBURGER!GOJO who is bitten clean in half, teeth cleaving his middle.

CHEESEBURGER!GOJO who cries out to you when he is taken from the loving warmth of your shared Fluffy Meal™ box, instantly missing your oversalted sent

CHEESEBURGER!GOJO whose wails are heard down some cruel oesophagus as he's swallowed, wishing the heartless eater would have at least had a habit of eating burger with fries at the same time like you're fucking supposed to no seriously fight me bitch like why would you have FRIES first are you insane?? by the time all that salt has dulled your tastes, the burger is getting COLD you IDIOT just EAT THEM TOGETHER you MCSLUT

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