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"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

nah the openai ome goes hard tho. major bars

uh oh theres nothing good or interesting for me left to say in the conversation, its time to send some sort of image i have lying around in my gallery...

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

obsessed. im obsessed (w onions).

Sucks that “sleeping together” refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

Reblog if you wanna snooze with a pal

hey wait a minute

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!