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♡ or ⟳ to interact with a HC-heavy Joel from The Last of Us.
10+ years of text-based roleplaying experience.
Open to Multimuse and OC blogs.
Open to certain Crossovers.

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Everyone has that one video game they played 10+ times and could play it 10 times more because it’s that good and amazing and?words can’t explain
I wanna change my Mun FC, FUCK IT.
alias. Soda. Jahka. birthday. May 10th gender. trans man relationship status. my sexual identity is CRYING zodiac sign. taurus. siblings. 3 or 4 birth siblings (idk since I was put up for adoption after birth), 1 older step brother time. 7:42PM type of phone. samsung s9 love or lust. Soda wants to go home and eat some chocopies already lemonade or ice tea. wintermelon bubble tea cats or dogs. cats. coke or pepsi. Coca-cola day or night. the night time is the right time makeup or natural. Natural (if lazy), Make up (if Adulting) met a celebrity? Just Kirsten Dunst for some mocap work at Sony, it’s not like I talked to her or anything chapstick or lipstick. chappie for my super dry-ass lips last song you listened to. The 6th BNHA OP (polaris- blue encount)
tagged. copied from @bleedsloyal tagging. steal this meme- be gay, do crimes
agonybow replied to your post “�� — driving”
‘he’s an awful backseat driver’ yeah seb can agree w/ that and they aren’t even driving
Joel, being princess-carried by Sebastian: RUN FASTER, THAT THING IS GAINING ON US- Sebastian: HEY, IF YOU WANNA TAKE OVER, BE MY GUEST! DON’T MAKE ME TURN MYSELF AROUND, BECAUSE BY GOD, I WILL-
omg this video game website really just used the excuse "rendering 2 female characters kissing is too difficult" to explain why no vg company has ever done it in the past, I’m screaminh
OMG GURLS KISSING... TOO HARD... OUR NEXT GEN GRAPHICS JUST CAN'T HANDLE THE WORKLOAD-

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🚗 — driving
Skill Check!
Joel can drive AND talk at the same time without being distracted, so it’s fair to say he has a lot of experience driving vehicles like cars and trucks.
I’d like to think that being a single dad meant he had to learn how cars work to cut down on repair costs (and Tommy helped, I’m sure), so he knows how to perform some basic maintenance on an engine and related parts without getting too overwhelmed. For anything more technical, he’d throw in the towel and take it in to be serviced.
He’s an awful backseat driver, though- As his brother can attest.
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🌷 — taking care of living things
🌲 — surviving in the wilderness
👊 — fighting
😇 — following rules
🍳 — cooking
🍼 — taking care of children
🎁 — giving presents to others
🎉 — hosting parties
💌 — romance/flirting
🎨 — art
🍀 — luck
⚽️ — sports
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🚗 — driving
🔮 — magic
🔎 — investigating
🔫 — long range weapons
💣 — explosives
🔪 — melee weapons
🔬 — scientific pursuits
🚿 — hygiene
💰 — finance
🌍 — knowledge of the world
👻 — communing with the paranormal
📚 — reading
🔧 — engineering/mechanics
⌛️ — time management
📥 — organization
🍺 — alcohol tolerance
🚴 — riding a bike
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agonybow:
patience was a virtue—but was it one he had? tested time after time, thrust into hell and then spat back out into a reality that somehow felt worse, in that very moment, sebastian questioned if it was all worth it. he wasn’t here for the poor fuckers that MOBIUS booted up into their sick virtual playground. he was here for lily, the daughter thought to be lost, the little girl frightened, scared, and being hunted like some damn animal.
he especially wasn’t here for some smart-mouthed bastard.
‘ don’t knock it ‘til you try it. ‘
christ, and he thought he was crass. if only joseph were around to see…
lips thinning against his teeth at the thought, memory sharply bittersweet, sebastian did not allow stirring guilt to linger long. there was no time to dwell on a past that could not be changed. now, it was just a matter of focusing, hunting out the signs of lily, listen close to his communicator for neighboring signals—
so, what are you- narc? ex-military?
teeth grit tight, reaction impulsive and without thought. so much for peaceful quiet.
‘ i’m nothing. ‘ no glance was taken in joel’s direction, for sebastian was sure that if he did, he’d end up strangling the fucker. ‘ besides, it isn’t any of your business. i’m just here to find the core. all you should care about is getting your ass out of here, too. ‘
Joel emitted a rasp of a laugh. The other man could be secretive and dramatic all he wanted, but he definitely was someone who had seen action before. Most regular folk choked up on the grips of their weapons and displayed a certain astriction of the muscles- Not to mention their nerves were usually frayed to hell and back. The stranger taking point was calm and displayed the same economy of purposeful movement.
“Oh, sure... You’re nothin’ and I’m nobody. What a team,” he chuckled darkly, eyes scanning the darkness for any unnatural movement. The monsters they’d been facing were strange, but nothing that Joel’s mind couldn’t explain away. Mutated people and animals- Whatever, their parts were recognizable enough to not be completely distressing and alien.
Plus, they died just like anything else.
“You kidding? I only signed up for one thing and one thing only- The money. Nobody told me we’d be drugged and shipped out in the middle of nowhere to die. Go ahead and go on your wild goose chase, I’m only sticking with you ‘till I find a way to get the hell back home.”

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Out in the fields you’ve seen something resting at a broken grave, and until dark it lies there waiting, weary-eyed and unafraid.
Niru Kaijutsu Lyric Starters
“My discomfort is working overtime.” “The emptiness is lonely.” “I realized I’d been acting out of self-preservation.” “Hang your tongue out, just like a dog.” “It’s not like I want to let you go.” “Unfortunately, like a fool, I realized I’d misjudged the situation.” “If this shallow love is what you call love, I’d kiss you goodbye countless times.” “Love doesn’t exist here.” “This is the very bottom of your life.” “Makes you want to grieve doesn’t it?” “Something like a convenient Heaven’s net doesn’t exist.” “You knew you couldn’t be saved.” “It seemed as if you’d understood everything.” “This is hopeless.” “That’s right, this is goodbye.” “There’s no helping it.” “There’s no safety in this hell.” “You want to escape from it, right?” “You act like you’re smart, but deep down you want to be corrupted.” “Still trying to flatter people with your fake image?” “This livelihood looks more like a religion.” “I want to escape from it.” “Oh, I’m sick of this!” “Don’t love me.” “You’ll take it serious once you’re being watched, huh?“ “Hey, who were you again?“ “You long to die, that’s why you’re unable to die.” “Hanging yourself would make a good apology.” “They can’t be forgiven.” “Are you running? Coward.” “To Hell with compromise.” “Now who’s the victim here?“ “You’ve got no limits nor morals from beginning to end.” “You’re living a meaningless life already at a dead end.”
[Continued from HERE.]
@agonybow:
‘ don’t flatter yourself. think you’re such hot shit, well, watch your own fuckin’ back next time. ‘
rough, calloused fingers tucked hard upon the harpoon bolt that just a minute prior had been sent flying from the cradle of his crossbow, now plunged deep into the eye socket of what had presumably once been human. it gave with a slick, wet sound. sebastian tried to pay little mind to the remaining shreds of an eyeball he shook off.
now, he debated if it was even worth it, saving the ass of a man so quick to dismiss him with snark rather than thank him proper. sharp as the glance cast in joel’s direction was, sebastian knew the answer to his own unspoken question.
ungrateful as his damsel in distress was.
‘ if love is your foundation from keeping someone else from getting eaten alive… ‘ the bolt was replaced with its brethren, a quiet count taken of what he had left, and what types. ‘ maybe i won’t feel so bad letting you get your ass handed to you. ‘
crossbow slung once more across his back, for a beat did he pause, regarding joel for a lingering moment. sebastian turned to spit, and kept along the beaten path they had been trekking.
‘ i don’t have time for your antagonistic bullshit. keep moving. ‘
Joel pushed himself back onto his feet and retrieved his shotgun, loading two more slugs to make up for the ones he’d spent trying to kill the monster that rushed him. Pumping it once, he kept it at the ready as he followed the other man.
“You keep fondlin’ that crossbow and you’ll be glad for my antagonistic side... Looks heavy as shit,” he remarked, unimpressed by how unwieldy it looked and the fact that it was single shot. Sure, it was powerful, but if they were surrounded by a mob of those things, then the brunette would be glad to have the extra firepower and range that Joel did.
They alternated between keeping an even keel and sneaking past whatever they decided they didn’t have to fight, Newsome keeping rear watch while Sebastian lead the way.
“So, what are you- Narc? Ex-Military?” he asked, keeping his eyes and ears trained for anything hostile lurking around in the dark. “You got that walk... Like you managed to lodge the whole damn tree right up that clenched ass of yours.”
bleedsloyal:
for a few seconds, joseph was silent, and thanking himself to have had the foresight to send sebastian to check a different lead.
one aggressive pain in the ass was more than enough to deal with at one time without setting off another. only a thin veneer of professionalism, heavily tested, kept him from rolling his eyes, shifting half a step back from the spot their so-called source of intel spat on.
“ last i checked, people were still people no matter what part of the woods you’re in. ” he did note, as much as he didn’t want to find something agreeable here, that the man did hold some point. the middle of the backwater south was not his element. the rural country, its people, all stood like a second language to someone so accustomed to urban life.
“ look, the faster you’re able to help us, the sooner you don’t have to deal with us anymore. let’s just … start at the beginning. ”
“Go on, then- Get up in there,” Joel sighed, stepping back to ease open the door to his, well... shack. He properly lived elsewhere, but he’d found the place abandoned and it was out of the way enough that it was good for conducting ‘business’.
There was a cheap futon couch up against the far wall, positioned behind a dusty coffee table with an ashtray filled to the brim with cigarette butts sitting dead center. Two wooden chairs flanked the opposite end of the tabletop, along with a weathered looking metal tanker desk from the 1980s, and finally- An absolutely ancient looking Coca-Cola mini fridge.
The smuggler pulled two bottles of Negra Modelo from the fridge, offering one to Joseph by setting it on the table. If Specs didn’t want it, then that just meant more for Joel- Which was fine with him.
Using the tip of his boot to drag the wooden chair closer by it’s leg, he turned it around to face him and sat down with an arm hanging over the backrest.
“Okay, so- The man you guys want is Robert. He looks like any ol’ run of the mill dirtbag, but he’s smart. It won’t be easy getting the drop on him, he’s like a rat. As soon as he smells something fishy in the air, he’ll skitter on outta there and we’ll have to kill a lot of people. Now I got some notion that might get up your nose, which is why we’re gonna go meet Tess.”
Joel took a sip from his beer bottle and exhaled roughly, as he was not looking forward to that conversation. He and Tess had effectively ended their partnership some time ago, but they’d survived Hell together, so it wasn’t like there was a lack of affection between them.
“She’s... a friend of mine. Just between us, she hates Robert, but they’re still on friendly terms out of necessity. We originally were going eliminate him as competition by taking over his business, but that went South.”
He took another hard pull of his drink, wiping the traces of foam stuck to his beard away with the back of his hand. There was an expensive looking watch fastened around his wrist, the crystal lense shattered by a single bullet hole.
“Tess owes me a favor, so she’ll help us out. If you want anybody watching your back, it’d be her. You keepin’ up with all this?”
agonybow replied to your post: So I read in Discord that TEW2 is...
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So I read in Discord that TEW2 is basically “Sebastian Gets Bitch-slapped Over and Over Again Until He Accepts Healing Past His Trauma: The Game” and all I wanna say is
Joel’s STEM-scape or (whatever the fuck you call it) would just be the That Scene™ over and over again, because I can’t write more about it while ugly sobbing at my keyboard.
You would not accept commands or mercy from an outstretched hand.