asswoman

do you think hannibal would murder me if he watched me delicately place chips inside a sandwich and then smash it slowly before eating it

he’d either kill me or ask me why i prefer my sandwiches with chips and i’d shrug and say “i like the crunch”. which would prompt him to say something along the lines of “we often crave a taste more primitive, the crunching between our teeth used to be birthed from the snapping of bones from a fresh kill. is that what you are savoring for? tell me helena, do you hunger for brutality?”

tell me something nice

Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.

Of course my mind would be boggled after seeing those two spooky warrior boys :D

Of course my mind would be boggled after seeing those two spooky warrior boys :D

whatever force of god protected me from seeing the enormous amounts of reylo content that were apparently produced this year i am so grateful 🙏

Me when i play dnd and can’t roll high enough to land a single hit for the whole battle