ROOT the stranger

Matt Rosoff’s thoughts on Google becoming more like Microsoft should have been a provocative and effective article. Instead it’s a slideshow. Why? I have no clue.

Well okay, pageviews, clearly. But it’s still weird to see this type of story formatted this way.

valerieisacreeper:

monsieurpaprika:

kreedkafer:

loracora:

galosengen:

barrymanilowswinternightmare:

A demonstrator embraces a riot police officer during a student protest against government plans to reform higher education in Bogota, Colombia.  (Photo: William Fernando Martinez / AP via the Telegraph)

tsundere police officer is the cutest thing ever

the others behind them are looking at each other and silently agreeing that they all ship it

I-IT’S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING! BAKA!

o-officer chan~~~ u////u

GOD

1. The Nrl

The Nrl makes up for the majority of all Helsinki trams. Manufactured by Valmet in 1973–1975 and later in 1983–1987 the Nrl is known to be ridiculously reliable – when buses get stuck in piles of snow the Nrl just plows on.

Everyone knows that if you want some nice, regular milk with a fat content of 1.5 % you reach for the blue carton in the supermarket. Right? At least that’s how Finnish cows want – no, demand – their milk to be packaged.

Client: “What’s that?”

Me: “My dog?”

Client: “You can just use my computer, if you’d like.”

Me: “What? No, I need to go run an errand at the vet. My dog died.”

Client: “Oh! Hahahaha.”

Me: “…”