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How it feels to read fanfics from fandoms that you’re not apart of

This fanfic writing shit is easy

The original Knives Out

Incredibly dapper, accents that don’t fit the setting, witty banter with suspects, and allowing suspects to achieve justice (without the interference of the authorities). All that’s left is for Benoit to have a pet dog stenographer.

I want you to remember something that's very important. You won, not by playing the game Harlan's way...but yours. You're a good person. There’s nothing I can do. Except maybe… offer you some courage. And a reminder of why your sister walked away in the first place. My revelation came from...from Father Jud. His example to have grace. Grace for my enemy. Grace for the broken. Grace for those who deserve it the least. But who need it the most. For the guilty.

Please tell me no one’s done this yet

CONNOR STORRIE For Cultured Magazine (2025)

who up Franken they stein rn

This fanfiction writing is easy

This is also why Benoit Blanc is the uniting figure but never the protagonist of these movies. He's an agent of legal justice in that he's the detective and it's his job to figure out whodunnit, but the protagonist -- Marta, Helen, and now Jud -- is always the character who delivers thematic justice.

more jud / other art

Before the internet, this was how you settled arguments: place the disputant in the bassinet and let the cat stare them into submission. Highly effective.