I Aim to Misbehave.

Birch.

I'll see what I can do.

Two, please. One for my ass, one for my feet.

Wicker?

Why are you doubting me? We have lots more fun!

I'm sure you do, but nowhere near as much fun as I have.

No, because you’re not worth it.

What are you a l'oreal advert?

[Scowling at the compliment and pointing behind her] Get in the corner, then.

-raise and eyebrow, shrugs before picking up his weapons and walking to the corner- I'm in the corner.

Now, hold up: are you really gonna find me a rocking chair? Because if you want me to suck your dick, you could have just asked, instead of giving me false hope.

I will buy you as many rocking chairs as you like, as much as I like having my dick sucked a deal is a deal. -smiles proudly- SO how many do you want?

Listen, you might be gorgeous, but I am going to be training a lot. So get used to it babe.

Now, give it to me straight: whose dick do I have to suck to get a goddamn rocking chair on the Hermes cabin porch?

Mine.

[groans] I’m not arguing with you, kid.

Cause you'd lose.

Well, for starters, we have more fun.

Some how I doubt that.

[smacks him with a book] Watch it, you.

What I just thought you did the kick boxing thing.

Really? That’s a first. Looks like I gotta do something to the peace.

It is really fucking gross, so yeah please.

Oh! Yeah, sorry. I’m Rosemarie. Or Rosie, whatever floats your boat. What’s your name? Yeah, a little while ago. I’m a Poseidon kid, I guess…

Oh rad, I'm Storm. Son of Zeus, and sorta a Hecate kid too. t is cool to meet you.

I’m probably so blonde because my mom was, too.

I wonder what it is like being blonde.

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!

I didn't know you could read....

[laughs] I’m not crazy, kid. I’m tired and you interrupted my sleep.

You weren't fucking asleep, you talked to me first remember!