The idea of transformer Sparklings getting their names not because of something deeply personal but because the Carrier has general vibe about the baby can lead to some hilarious scenarios.
Tarantulas: “We shall call him, Ostaros! It is a very elegant name!”
Tarantulas holding baby Springer in the air like Simba from the lion king.
Prowl signing the birth certificate.
Prowl: No his name is Springer.
Prowl: Idk he felt very springy in the forge. So Springer. Also Impactor said it was stupid aft name.
Impactor: He’s right! It is stupid aft name! Your kid is gonna get bullied.
Tarantulas: The frag you mean he felt Springy in the forge? Why the frag are you even here!?
Impactor: Moral support and I wanted to witnesses the miracle of child birth.
Ratchet: I don’t get paid enough for this! Here sign the birth certificate and read these phamplets!
Tarantulas even more annoyed turns to Kup.
Tarantulas: Tell me you didn’t name your creations based off a vibe like these phamplets say it would?!
Kup: He felt like a Prowler so I named him Prowl. Ironhide and Chromia wanted to name Prowl after some great warrior from caminus. Idk mech. Bluestreak felt blue. Smoke screen felt Smokey. X-Brawn felt Brawny. Side burn felt like a Burner. And Baricade felt like well a Baricade.
Impactor: Terminus said I felt Impactful.
Sentinel Prime: Megatronus said I felt like a Sentry.
Jazz: Punch said I felt musical.
Tarantulas: Why are you two here!?
Orion Pax: Alpha Trion said I felt Orrery.
Orion Pax, Sentinel Prime & Jazz: Moral support and I wanted to witnesses the miracle of child birth.
Sentinel Prime: Also religious prime stuff I have to do every time theirs a new spark born. Mostly moral support and to drop off a get well basket and drop off grand carrier I mean Doctor Rungs card for any emergency mental health support.
Tarantulas begins to questioning everything about Cybertron society as a whole.
This was funnier in my head.