Dark Lord of All

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Stormageddon: Dark Lord of All, the kitten.

Hello, Stormageddon. It’s the Doctor, here to help. Be quiet. Go to sleep. No, really, stop crying. You’ve got a lot to look forward to, you know. A normal human life on earth, mortgage repayments, the 9 to 5, a persistent nagging sense of spiritual emptiness. Save the tears for later, boyo. Oh, that was crabby. No, that was old. But I am old, Stormy. I am so old. So near the end. But you, Alfie Owens. You are so young, aren’t you… And you know, right now, everything’s ahead of you. You could be anything. You could walk among the stars.

Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All.