Storage Warehouse

Hai :3

You need something stored? I can do it! Anything! Literally anything! Anything you can think of!

Send in items through the ask box! Free to use, all the time, every time!

A 4 leaf clover? Sure! The cursed blade of 1,000 souls? I can find a spot! Your dog? I’ll keep them happy!

Some little info on the storage employee I am:

Age: same age as the warehouse

Gender: employee

Location: storage warehouse

Sexuality: box sexual

Height: approximately 2 shelves tall

Job: storage worker

Likes: storing things, boxes, shelves, tall places, items, trinkets

Dislikes: BAD stuff!!! Meanie heads, small places, people who don’t like trinkets, the word seldom

DNI:

Any of the ists and obes

People who love the words seldom and/or methinks

A certain non-binary lesbian. (You know who you are)

#Storage time = sending something in

#Item talk = talking about item already in

#bye bye = an item leaving

#AUCTIONN = auctioning an item off (NOT REAL AUCTIONS)

WOAH, DO NOT TOUCH ANY PURPLE, BUMPY DODECAHEDRON ARTIFACTS. THEY ARE EVIL AND WILL SEND YOU IN TO A COMA FOR A 2 MONTHS!

Bet I didn’t even get payed for that coma shit. Well, I’m sure I’ve got a HUGE backlog of asks that I gotta-

Oh. Not a single ask. Hm. I guess I wasn’t active for 2 months. But that won’t stop me feeling like

There are others, so I’m not alone. But none of them work here. They were sent here. I don’t know who by, a lot of things probably. They’ve set up a community, I visit sometimes. Though I can’t really ever stay long, i need to move things, store things, and send things back.