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@StoneyKeeley's weekly football picks are OUT!

Well, last week may have been the nail in the coffin. Just a shitty week from start to finish. I sat down to write the column and just wasn’t feeling any of the picks, but I forced myself to call ’em. That’s the only way I thought I’d dig myself out of a hole, and I ended up digging myself deeper. Imagine that happening in the world of sports gambling!

Never heard of such – I always thought the…

Podcast: SoBros Power Hour 12.20.16

There’s a lot to talk about on this Christmas-themed edition of the SoBros Power Hour! For some reason, though, the gang just keeps coming back to the sex bots.

Oh yeah – listener discretion is totally advised. But, feel free to join Big Natural, Cadbury Pringlebatch, and Remmy as they break down all of the big news in the world today.

Friendly reminder: it’s the season of giving, so just make…

If you aren't in the Christmas spirit by now, @SoBroPoppaBear has you covered.

You know the drill by now – we here at the SoBros Network love to put together playlists for you guys to encapsulate the mood of Friday or the spirit of Christmas. Well, this week, your boy Big Natural has a very special Christmas edition of Friday Jams planned. So, every week, I turn to the grossest corner of the internet: the SoBros Network group Slack, to get some tunes to share.

This week, I…

Monopoly Setting up a Hotline to Calm Disputes Is the True Meaning of Christmas

The multitude of ways Christmas can go South is astonishing, but I think the quickest way to devolve into chaos is to bust out the Monopoly board. Any sort of board game tests allegiances and character, really. But, especially, in some families, when the holidays are tense already, Monopoly can be the straw that broke the camel’s back.

Luckily, Hasbro has your back this Christmas:

Source – “Boar…

Braun Strowman DGA Single F About Christmas

In case you missed Monday Night Raw last night, let me fill you in: Braun Strowman got real pissed.

It all stemmed from Sunday night’s Roadblock: End of the Line, where Sami Zayn lasted longer than ten minutes with Strowman. That sounds like some sort of weird sex contest, but actually, it was a wrestling match. Zayn begged for the match, and after he got it, showed some real heart in going the…

Is Lane Kiffin the Benjamin Button of College Football?

Lane Kiffin is somewhat of a fire starter. I think it’s safe to say that. Now, I’m beginning to think that the same voodoo magic that landed Jeff Fisher a contract extension just one week before he was fired may be at play here with Kiffin taking the head coaching job at Florida Atlantic University.

(Side note: Fisher did say on HBO’s Hard Knocks that he was tired of 8-8, 7-9 bullshit. He must…

#WWE's Top 5 Rivalries of 2016 - Honorable Mentions

By now, you’ve probably caught on to this little project I’ve been working on here at the SoBros Network. But, hey – if not, BREAKING NEWS: I’ve spent the last week documenting the best programs of the WWE in 2016. Links to the top five are below, but for now, let’s honorably mention some quality programs that didn’t quite make the cut.

Finn Balor vs. Samoa Joe –Aside from Charlotte vs. Sasha…

There’s Only One Way to Settle This Russia-U.S. Election Controversy: A Good Old Fashioned Flag Match

Courtesy of CNN – “The United States must either stop accusing Russia of meddling in its elections or prove it, a spokesman for Russian President Vladimir Putin said Friday.

Presidential spokesman Dmitry Peskov said it was “indecent” of the United States to “groundlessly” accuse Russia of intervention in the US election campaign, Russian state news agency Tass reported. “They should either stop…

Andy Reid With the Life Hack of the Century

Andy Reid with the life hack of the century. pic.twitter.com/bOZnA0yrRx

— Stoney Keeley (@StoneyKeeley) December 18, 2016

This is how you make it so long in the NFL. You’re just full of wisdom. Andy Reid could be my life coach any day of the week. I’m ready to run through a brick wall for the guy. I mean, first and foremost, look at what he’s done with Alex Smith in Kansas City. Look at what…