PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
HAVE A GOOD TRIP, BUT BEFORE YOU HAVE A GOOD TRIP, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TRIP? I'LL EXPLAIN THE STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
Get a good night's sleep before you trip and dose yourself with breakfast because you're gonna need twelve hours ahead of you to feel the experience — don't do drugs after lunch and less when you're tired.
Don't take vitamins 48 hours ahead of time before you trip — that's exactly 2 days ahead of time.
Stay hydrated with a reliable water supply.
Take a fucking shit and then, shower before you trip.
You're only allowed to take a shit if you're tripping.
Do your raw vegan, vitamin, and exercise detox regimen based program to detox the bad vibes out of your body before you trip.
Don't take too much.
Don't take too little either.
Take your dose in the morning right after your raw vegan juice.
Take a laxative the day before you trip.
Protect the drug dealer.
Call the police to tell them that you support the police.
ALWAYS CARRY NARCAN.
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Public Service Announcement
You need to be warned about the dangers of consuming drugs. Have you been warned about the dangers of consuming drugs?
The dangers of consuming drugs are:
1. You can take too much drugs.
2. You can take drugs at the incorrect moment in time in your circadian cycle because drugs only work while you're not sleepy and don't take drugs while you're sleepy.
3. You can die from a drug overdose if you take too much drugs at the same time.
4. Some drugs don't let you sleep.
5. Some drugs make you horny.
6. Some drugs inebriate you.
7. Some drugs impair your skeletomuscularnervousbody in action.
8. Some drugs impair your driving abilities.
9. Some drugs make you violent.
10. Some drugs scare the living shit out of you.
11. Some drugs cause you to believe delusions.
12. Some drugs cause remote mind control by another entity — some drugs cause you to get up and walk around while you're asleep.
13. Some drugs cause not safe for work behavior.
14. Some drugs make you drowsy and sleepy.
15. Drugs become extra lethal and more dangerous if you take them with vitamins.
16. Some drugs decrease your ability to make art.
17. Some drugs turn off your libido.
18. Some drugs reduce your ability to concentrate on your work such as scientific research and development.
If you're a delusional schizophrenic, it's because you don't do drugs.
We have to get everyone experienced on marijuana tripping.
