okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

gay people: wave and fly the rainbow flag during pride month

i forgot that heterosexuals have not one but TWO pride flags! here’s the second:

Indigenous people: We have been cultivating this land and eating animals sustainably and with respect for literal millenia

person: I hate small talk. I wanna talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means and why we are here

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”