Lord I'm a renegade, a rambler

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut

@jakeassowen

Look at this beautiful Floridian Swamp Cat and her adorable kittens.

That There is A Gator

No that’s a Floridian Swamp Cat

Babies are weird. I don’t like that they cry a lot. I cry a lot and I can’t have that kind of competition in my life right now.

I do this to my son and it works lol

Reblog to save a parent

Reblog to save a concerned uncle who has no idea what the hell they are doing. (E.g. Me)