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me @ the concept of living my life: i’ll wait in the car

but how Great would it feel to be someone’s first choice

boy howdy i sure do sound ugly when i speak and laugh and breathe and look ugly when i’m awake and sleeping and alive

true love is what you felt for that album you played for one month straight

Test grade so low your teacher asks about your personal life

“Omg every girl is gonna be Harley Quinn for Halloween” every guy has been batman for like 94 years shut the fuck up you insufferable toe

men are acting like they didn’t all dress up like the joker for 3 years after the dark knight came out smh

What 👅 time 👅 does 👅 the 👅 next 👅 bus 👅 leave 👅 to 👅 bikini 👅 bottom 👅