Now I'm comin for your tooth

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jsyk if we’re hanging out and you die i WILL loot your body

don’t fuck with me i was born half rat

Rats hug

i’ve never committed a sin if you’re sexy like me it’s called doing people a favor

i HAVE broken the law though because making life harder for cops is hot

currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance. maybe even a menace or rascal idk i haven’t made up my mind yet

Doing violence tonight so watch out if you're weak to attacks

no records no passport no id no birth certificate. no birthname, no gender! the only thing i’m legally classified as is “a problem”

if i was a grisly bear i would literally attack every single human i came in to contact with . this post might seem controversial but its my opinion