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âI think itâs just their generationâs version of humor. An ironic version of nihilism with a smattering of the macabre. Also hey, nice glasses.â
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alexandreyeâ:
   âChildren sure are pessimistic these days, arenât they..â
âI think itâs just their generationâs version of humor. An ironic version of nihilism with a smattering of the macabre. Also hey, nice glasses.â

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underteikaâ:
(âNo shit. Stupid horny boyfriendâwhere the fuck did HE go? Gonna have to go find his ass tooâŚâ) âHi. Iâm Anda.â
But a hand reached out, palm upward in a âstopâ motion.
âWait a sec, wait a sec. Donât go out wandering out there drunk and stupid. Whereâs your wardâIâll call a cab over.â
Wallace shrugs his shoulders. âI didnât really get a chance to explore this place yet. Iâm, uh...â He grabs his phone and checks the statistics app. âHere it is. Condo 465.â
âBut Iâm fine. Iâm a functioning alcoholic. Which means Iâm perfectly capable of functioning while drunk.â
volatellisâ:
without further ado, Ellis orders their very impractical meal. he tries to do so discreetly, but itâs hard for people to ignore such an order.
âFor once I can say people are staring at me for the sheer amount of nuggets I just ordered instead of my wings. An odd feeling.â
âWait, have you ordered a ton of chicken wings beforeââ Wait. Wallace pauses. He means the wings on his back. Right.
âWait, ignore me. I knew that.â He turns to the cashier and orders a diet coke because, âIâm on a diet,â after which he flirtatiously winks. Nothing like flirting with the guy from whom you just ordered 200 chicken nuggets and a diet coke.
underteikaâ:
âä˝ă ä¸ä˝ !?â
âFUCK no! Was he drunk or something?! Heâs notâIâM Anda! Jeezâheâs the one with the booty calls, IâM not interested. I donât even know who you are!â
âWell, we were both drinking. But I guess some wires got crossed during the communication.â Wallace stands up and grabs the door handle. âAnyway, Iâm Wallace. Nice to make a new friend here.â Even if it didnât end up the booty call Lars promised.
underteikaâ:
@stoleurbf replied to your post âCanât sleep?â
âLars invited me.â
(âGoddamn it Lars, you canât just send people to my damn apartmentâŚâ)
âAlright. Whatâd you want.â
âUh, he kinda implied this was a booty call kinda thing. Do you know where he is? Also whoâs Anda? He said theyâd be down for anything."

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volatellisâ:
âHe sounds like a prick. And pricks donât get nuggets.â as they enter the famous restaurant chain, he mentally rehearses what he needs to say. âUh..10 boxes of 20 nuggets, right? Math sucks.âÂ
âMmm yeah, he was definitely a bit of an ass sometimes. But I love him to death despite it.â Something about him was just so alluring. Maybe it was the unattainable aspect of his heterosexuality. âUh, yeah that sounds right? Math does suck.â
volatellisâ:
âWho needs to go to the gym when you can just ride a Jim?â and thatâs not even the worst thing thatâs come out of his mouth. âAh, man. Well, Iâll just have to wait to post it until we get the internet thing figured out. Until then, we make our own memes.â
âThatâs what Iâm saying! Scott never got me like that.â Wallace shrugs. âItâs his loss. He doesnât get these chicken mcnuggets now.â
volatellisâ:
âAbsolutely incorrigible. Then again, I mostly survive on bar food. Itâs a wonder Iâm not overweight by now.â not really, considering his work out routine, butâ âYou know Iâm gonna have to recreate the picture I was talking about once we get them, right?â
âYeah, same. I mean, I cook sometimes, but weâre not really rich enough to afford anything healthy. But I sweat it all out at gay bars and during sex, so yâknow.â Wallace pulls his phone from his pocket. âI canât get internet to work on this thing, but yes we obviously need to recreate the photo.â
volatellisâ:
âThatâs fair. Nuggets before bros or whatever they say.â money wasnât an issue; despite his limited funds until he finds himself a job, nuggets were serious business. âNameâs Ellis, by the way. Thanks for indulging me.âÂ
âIâm always down to enable unhealthy eating habits. One time back home I told my roommate that he could eat as many slices of garlic bread he wanted without getting fat.â
sanpatronâ:
â Aâight then. Later. â
âOh, yeah, okay. See ya.â

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volatellisâ:
âDamn. I could cry. Or kiss you. Juryâs still out on that,â he laughs, more surprised that someone shared his odd aspiration than he shouldâve. âTo the nearest McDonaldsâ!â
âWell Iâd prefer the latter, but letâs start with the nuggets.â Wallace is pretty sure he still has some money in his wallet. And McNuggets are pretty cheap in bulk, as long as they donât get sides and drinks. âOnward.â
volatellisâ:
âYou know that picture of the guy looking absolutely shocked and in awe over the massive pile of mcnuggies in front of him? Yeah, thatâs where I wanna be someday.â
âWe can make this dream a reality. Chicken McNuggets are sold in bulk for a premium. Letâs go order 200 nuggets and get white girl wasted.â
underteikaâ:
âSeriously?! Thatâs rad! Havenât heard any track by that name, though.â
âIt was sort of an improv session. Mostly because I wouldnât stop shouting at the band between songs. I was pretty drunk.â
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âThat band on your shirt wrote a song about me. It was called âPlease Stop Shouting Between Songsâ, and it rocked.â
sanpatronâ:
â Some city where you, me and a bunch of other yahoos got dumped in for god knows what reason. Enjoy your stay cause weâre all stuck here. â
âAh.â

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âHold on.â
âWhere the hell am I?â
New year same me. Applying Wallace Wells from Scott Pilgrim because I have no impulse control! Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mods.
Welcome to scenic Isola Radiale, Wallace!
You will be housed in CONDO 465.
You will be able to harness your chi to do really snazzy things up to five times daily.
â mod pleiades.