Stolen Trek

Well, I mean, Lt. Genderfluid frequents the tongo tables. Security Cheif 'What is Gender?' spends half his time pretending to be furniture to eavesdrop on the flamboyant owner who, despite being arrested twice a month, never spends more than a night in a holding cell before being released. The Old Queen who owns the tailor shop comes in for a drink every now and then, and Dr. Twink M.D. spends most of his off hours playing darts or going into the holosuites for what can only be historically accurate roleplay with the chief engineer, who's in what appears to be a committed throuple with the first officer? Nobody really knows what the new klingon officer does in the holosuites, but whenever he goes up, there's a lot of yelling, so it's definitely something kinky.

Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights.

The funniest part of DS9's Civil Defense is that there were so many pre-recorded messages. Like Dukat thought a slave revolt was so likely he took the time to pre-record a bunch of messages about it. But better than that is Legate Kell thought Dukat losing control of the station and trying to flee was so likely that he took the time to record a message telling Dukat to stop being a coward.

the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are

I Can honestly say there’s not one coherent thought in this image

Try this one.

remember that one time where picard was so done with some bullshit that he looked into the camera?