in da pit

‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer

I can’t decide if I’m actually buying Phoebe Bridgers tickets today…. Like I love her and I’ve never seen her but like idk man cheapest tickets available are $97…. I kinda need her to get real

Soooo i literally waited through the presale line and they were gone in 22 minutes…. Never mind i guess

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

insane that the only good colorists in the entire world are making gifsets for free on tumblr dot com instead of being heads of cinematography/color grading for tv shows and movie studios

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

stop asking "what is riverdale even about" riverdale is about a bunch of teens being ritually cannibalized by their own genre. while gay

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”