Blogslop

have we tried ignoring the dread, my liege

fool me once it's fine fool me twice you can just apologise fool me thrice you do it because i forgive you anyway

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

and are death and the maiden perhaps looking for a third

Playing rdr2 with a cough. For the immersion.

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

non white friend is making a white oc so he had the Wikipedia article for white people open