The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

Stop posting AI-generated animal videos without disclaimer to Tumblr or I'm crashing the ship into a cliffside

Komaeda, thank god it's you, I had a horrible nightmare that there was a guy

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man