Heathers: The Musical/Movie starters
"Are we gonna have a problem?"
"You've got a bone to pick?"
"Why are you pulling on my dick?"
"You've come so far! Why now?!"
"Why are you being such a mega-bitch?"
"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"
"Do I look like Mother Teresa to you?"
"Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."
"I just killed my best friend..!"
"They only want me for a friend, or a fuck!"
"Suicide is a private thing."
"The extreme always seems to make an impression."
"Did you eat a brain tumor, this morning?"
"The demon queen/king of high school has decreed it."
"I'm a dead girl walking."
"Don't you want a life with me?"
"Greetings, and salutations!"
"My teen-angst bull shit has a body count."
"Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make."
"Why can't you just be a friend?"
"It's up to me to take her place!"
"It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer."
"Maybe it's time to take a vacation."
"I've been through ten high schools."
"You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school."
"It's kind of scary that everyone's got a little story to tell."
"You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year."
"Now it's just me any my dad, we're less formal."
"I've learned the world doesn't owe you a cent."
"The sky's going to hurt when it falls."
"You better start building some walls."
"Fight pain with more pain."
"Sorry, but I really had to wake you."
"I'd normally slap your face off."
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