The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

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Let see what happens

I need I need I need

It’s honestly so frustrating how rich young socialites like Kendall Jenner, Gigi and Bella Hadid (who’s family friend is Paul Marciano, owner of Guess), and Cara Delevigne (who’s godfather is the president of Conde Nast which owns Vogue) can just wake up one day and decide to be models or designers while there are literally millions of guys and girls with much better walks or more symmetrical faces who work their asses off every day and have to live in crappy studio apartments with five other people just trying to land one gig to pay the rent while these girls just get richer and richer

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

Don’t try this don’t take the risk

I’m the kind of friend who sends you photos of your celebrity crush to watch you have a meltdown

when i was in the hospital my friends had this game where they would say a celebrity’s name so they could see my heart rate jump up on the monitor. If they got it high enough, a nurse would come

amazing

What the fuck

hell yeah