anna

Before I tasted Fear

My father was my Mother

My mother was a Deer

Her legs were sharp and Angled

Her teeth were long and Red

She raised me as a Hunter

To shoot her in the Head

She hates me for my Softness

She snarls at my Fur

My mother's always Taunting

That I'm half a Man as her

I feel her track my Movements

Through the crosshairs of her Gun

I should be my Father's Daughter

Before I was a Noun

My mother was my Father

My father was a Clown

He wore a pretty Costume

And danced in purple Smoke

My father was my Mother

But only as a Joke

He taught me Shattered Mirrors

And Painting Your Grotesque

And how to Laughing With Them

At Aching In Your Chest

I cannot be a person

Just Schadenfreude Fodder

I long to be my mother's son

Napoleon: I hope I can be like caesar

Caesar: I hope I can be like alexander the great

Alexander the great: I hope I can be like achilles

"Darling, this wet for me already?"

Jesus Christ, Light thought, pulling his blanket up over his head for good measure. It did nothing to block out the croaking moan that infiltrated his ears.

"Gods, you look so good for me, Kermit,"

Like the frog? Light thought to himself. What a stupid name. If I had been born with a stupid name like that I'd probably kill people.

"Ah- ah-"

A different voice.

"Joker, please, stop teasing me! I've been so good for you!"

These people are animals. How can anyone be this loud during sex? Light wished his wife were home. They could have sensible, quiet intimacy in the dark like God intended.

Wait is the other guy's name Joker

"AH- TOUCH MY DIRTY MUPPET HOLE, JOKER!"

What the fuck is going on over there?! Light curled into a ball, willing away the heat pooling in his abdomen. He was not about to get hard listening to his neighbor's bizarre role play.

"Oh, I'll touch your muppet hole, alright," the other voice (Joker?) chuckled darkly. "I love when you sing out your love for me..."

"Am, am I being too loud, Joker?"

Yes, thought Light.

"No," said Joker. "I would never dream to silence you, no matter how loud you are. I could never be ashamed of you. I would never leave you. I love you for who you are. I love you. I love you."

Light felt inexplicable tears prick at his eyes as, equally inexplicably, he came to the realization that his whole entire hog was throbbing hard. For the beautiful, unconditional love between a muppet and a Joker.

Pale hands met green hole as Joker's fingers traced around the edge of his lover's impatient cavern.

"F-fuck, are you done teasing me yet?!" The muppet croaked.

"No," the Joker chuckled darkly. "I have only just begun."

paul: WHY DON’T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD

john: my fucking mom died

paul: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉