bsd modern/uni au where the jail arc is all the meursault girlies going to a jailbreak-themed escape room for Fyodor’s birthday but they’re all drunk asf (except Sigma, who’s the designated driver) and. Dazai gets in and immediately lays down on the ground and accepts death but he’s so bored he starts solving the puzzles from the floor anyway and Nikolai is climbing the walls trying to see if the ceiling panels open and Chuuya is trying to brute-force various doors and safes open and poor Sigma is trying so hard to solve it and get out and Fyodor is waging psychological war with the person watching them over the cameras but he scares them away and starts trying to psychologically fight Dazai instead and at this point the worker assigned to them has just. left so they’re stuck in this room with Chuuya and Sigma’s crumbling sanity for like. three hours. in the end they get out bcuz Dazai solved the code for the door without even doing the rest of the room. anyways just think about it

in the end when Dazai solves the code he doesn’t even get up he just. announces it to the room and Sigma immediately makes a break for it and Chuuya does too but he comes back once he realizes Dazai isn’t moving and he drags him out himself and Fyodor’s just like. oh. it’s over already? and also Nikolai escaped into the air ducts like half an hour ago and Sigma has to go back in to look for him after he remembers that he’s the designated driver and he can’t just. leave them. so in the end they have to call the fire department at like one in the morning to remove this clown from the ceiling vents and. the place has been closed for two hours but the fire department has to call up an extremely disgruntled employee (it’s Ango) to find out what happened and in the end they all get banned for life from the escape room place.

Kenma Kozume (University Student / Stock Trader / Pro Gamer /YouTuber / CEO of Bouncing Ball LTD) would be definitely the type to create a character that looks like you, he will get every small details that goes for HOURS that his fans will start complaining how long it’s taking before they realize he was DOWN BAD for you. He picks out the name too! He’ll use your nickname and after that he’ll call you to show you his new character like a kid showing their minecraft house to their mother

kenma’s streaming and kuroo donos $100 to say he’s really “putting his kodzukenussy into this steam”,, resulting in kenma nuking all of his socials

what is your anime bf doing while they wait for you to get ready

Damn girl the power of love and friendship aren’t working :/ time to kill someone or whatever

Boyfriend Kenma who let's you play as his support no matter how much you suck and curses tf outta anyone dares insult your skills in voice chat 💛