𝒷𝑒𝒿𝑒𝓌𝑒𝓁𝑒𝒹

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#𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐛𝐥4𝐳𝐞𝐫       -       a   private,       highly   selective,     mutually   exclusive       rp   blog   for       '𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞   𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐫'       from   adhoc's   dispatch.

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🪶 — #DISPATCH (THE GAME): quotes for rp prompts Quotes from the first two playable episodes. Contains some n.sfw phrases.

Obviously I love him, he's my Dad.

What does that hmm mean? Just say what you want to say.

It's just, when you add 'obviously' it feels a little less obvious.

How do you really feel about your father?

Your dad is dead. You don't love him. You loved him.

Why would I be trying to find the man who killed him if I didn't love him?

I'm going to hang you off the side of this building and you are going to tell me where [ name ] is or I'm going to drop you to your death.

You know, for being a real piece of shit you are pretty easy to talk to.

I'm not telling you shit you fucking loser.

I guess what I'm saying is... I'm really glad I kidnapped you tonight.

Can we just skip to the part where you reveal your bullshit superpowers so we can fight for real?

Does this mean your career is over?

How badly were you hurt?

A lot of them were worried you wouldn't wake up.

Are you a hundred years old? Why are you talking like that?

I didn't hear a question in there.

Why didn't [ name ] kill you?

You haven't been conscious for months. It would be easy money taking you out.

Most heroes avenge their family. You did the opposite. You killed their legacy.

How disappointed would your dad be if he was here right now?

Your father, your grandfather... They must be rolling over in their graves.

What kind of example is he setting?

Who the fuck are you?

Right now I'm someone with nothing to lose which is probably bad news for you.

I'm enough to deal with a pack of skittles idiots like you.

Look, you're hurt and you're not thinkin' straight.

You don't wanna fight someone who knows which hand every punch is coming from.

That guy I threw... He landed on a roof, right?

I know who you are. You're like famous.

I don't think infamous is the same as famous...

Oh yeah, that's gross.

You look like some kinda mime DJ.

You look like you could use a drink.

What makes you say that?

The last couple of years have just been duct tape and sheer determination.

Why did you sacrifice everything to be a hero, even to the point of financial hardship?

I don't know, I guess I just like helping people.

Hey I'm talkin' to you, bitch!

Alright, just so you know, I only turned around cause someone yelled, not because I'm a bitch or anything.

Don't you watch the news? This is a superhero bar.

Is this your power? You're like, tell people obvious shit guy?

You're really gonna act like you don't remember me?

You are Sunglasses, Indoors, at Night Guy. Your superpower is that you're able to let everyone know in the room that you're a douchebag cause you should literally never do that.

Sorry. I choked on my spit.

Sorry, which way was that?

You are literally fanning the flames right now.

I though the doesn't burn?

Some people become scared before they even know they're hurt... Like babies.

It's not totally destroyed... Just mostly.

I'm not done saving you yet.

She's definitely not making it to band practice.

You're dead... I thought.

I'm only dead on the inside.

You look small... Different in person.

Never meet your heroes, kid.

I was trying to imply that with the silence.

I doesn't look like it by I am flexing every muscle in my body right now.

A washed up dad bod superhero with no superpowers... Can't wait.

What is that look? Best Buy Fight club?

Nice meeting you, [ name ], even if it was while we were both holding our dicks.

You're one funny bugga...

Can you show me again, I don't think I got it.

Holy shit, who's this freckle faced fuck?

That's an aggressive way to greet someone.

You here to whip these assholes into shape or what?

It's a hug, not a handjob. Lighten up.

I would resurrect and rekill your father in front of you if it meant I could use my powers again.

Tell me that's not your real fucking name.

I didn't do this.

Right. I feel like you've said that a lot in your life.

Can you just focus? What, you got ADHD or something?

Yes, fucker. Is it that obvious?

Could we maybe address the body in the room?

What are you doing? Gonna poke it with a stick?

Perp? B&E? Okay, Lieutenant...

Got anymore great advice?

I mean, this is why you have insurance, right?

This feels like a win to me.

Sometimes people, you know... Get electrical burns.

What kind of superhero flinches?

If you had people trying to kill you for the last 15 years you'd be jumpy too.

I make the calls. Not you.

You're right at home behind that desk because you're no hero.

You're just a nerd playing a video game in a suit your daddy built.

Now you're a twitchy little bitch turtle without a shell.

usually  life  takes  more  than  it  gives  but  not  today.  today  it's  given  us  something.  it  has  given  us  a  chance.   (  to  do  what?  )   to  give  a  shit. + eli's robert robertson of adhoc's episodic adventure, dispatch.

anyways! jaxon and lena moved to @sparklebelt <3 but i wanna be around here more so i shall try. if yall wanna chat or plot hmu maybe??

here he was. in the shadow of a hero. a famous hero. something that, while mecha man was well known and appreciated in los angeles, he was not. hell, he wasn't even a hero anymore at this point - his duties put on hiatus, effective immediately, as he had said. so maybe that was something he just had to get used to: being in a hero's shadow. brown eyes light up momentarily, his gaze blocked by the light surrounding the blonde superhero - blonde blazer, that is, and he can't help the small little smile that uplifts the corners of his mouth.

what a shame, having to be saved, but there wasn't much he could do with a broken arm against some skittle-themed dipshits. robert didn't get the chance to reply, that yes, the green skittle had landed up on the roof with an almost cliche, 'oof!', before said skittle prick was answering for him. " i guess i shouldn't have picked a fight with a fucked up arm. " not that they had anything to rob off of him, he was broker than broke.

𝐭𝐡𝐞   𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭   𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝   𝐡𝐞𝐫   𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐬   𝐚𝐬   𝐬𝐡𝐞   𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬,       heels   clicking   against   the   cracked   pavement,       the   faint   hum   of   power   fading   from   her   fingertips.     there’s   still   that   buzz   in   the   air     —       the   one   that   always   lingers   after   a   fight       —       but   her   focus   settles   on   him.       the   once-mecha   man,       standing   there   with   dust   on   his   suit   and   blood   on   his   face   that   was   definitely   fresh.

❝       you’re   funny,       ❞       she   says,       the   corner   of   her   mouth   lifting.     her   tone   isn’t   mocking       —       more   like   she’s   trying   not   to   smile   too   much.       ❝       but   last   i   checked,       saving   people   from   getting   the   shit   kicked   outta   them   is   kind   of   the   whole   job   description.       ❞       she   takes   a   step   closer,       scanning   his   arm,       the   bruises,     the   mess   he’s   pretending   isn’t   there.       the   light   catches   her   again as   she   tilts   her   head,       blonde   hair   shifting   over   one   shoulder.

the   smile   spreads   despite   her   best   efforts   to   keep   it   contained.     after   all,       she   was   here   on   a   mission…       even   if   it   was   more   fun   to   play   it   casual.       ❝       can   i   interest   you   in   a   drink?       ❞       she   asks,       voice   dipping   just   slightly.       ❝     oooor…       do   you   have   somewhere   better   to   be?     i   don't   want   to   overstep,       but   i   think   we   could   both   use   one.       ❞       not   necessarily   a   lie       —     but   not   the   whole   truth,       either.       while   she   was   never   one   to   turn   down   a   drink,     one   of   them   clearly   needed   it   more   than   the   other.    

🪶 — #DISPATCH (THE GAME): quotes for rp prompts Quotes from the first two playable episodes. Contains some n.sfw phrases.

Obviously I love him, he's my Dad.

What does that hmm mean? Just say what you want to say.

It's just, when you add 'obviously' it feels a little less obvious.

How do you really feel about your father?

Your dad is dead. You don't love him. You loved him.

Why would I be trying to find the man who killed him if I didn't love him?

I'm going to hang you off the side of this building and you are going to tell me where [ name ] is or I'm going to drop you to your death.

You know, for being a real piece of shit you are pretty easy to talk to.

I'm not telling you shit you fucking loser.

I guess what I'm saying is... I'm really glad I kidnapped you tonight.

Can we just skip to the part where you reveal your bullshit superpowers so we can fight for real?

Does this mean your career is over?

How badly were you hurt?

A lot of them were worried you wouldn't wake up.

Are you a hundred years old? Why are you talking like that?

I didn't hear a question in there.

Why didn't [ name ] kill you?

You haven't been conscious for months. It would be easy money taking you out.

Most heroes avenge their family. You did the opposite. You killed their legacy.

How disappointed would your dad be if he was here right now?

Your father, your grandfather... They must be rolling over in their graves.

What kind of example is he setting?

Who the fuck are you?

Right now I'm someone with nothing to lose which is probably bad news for you.

I'm enough to deal with a pack of skittles idiots like you.

Look, you're hurt and you're not thinkin' straight.

You don't wanna fight someone who knows which hand every punch is coming from.

That guy I threw... He landed on a roof, right?

I know who you are. You're like famous.

I don't think infamous is the same as famous...

Oh yeah, that's gross.

You look like some kinda mime DJ.

You look like you could use a drink.

What makes you say that?

The last couple of years have just been duct tape and sheer determination.

Why did you sacrifice everything to be a hero, even to the point of financial hardship?

I don't know, I guess I just like helping people.

Hey I'm talkin' to you, bitch!

Alright, just so you know, I only turned around cause someone yelled, not because I'm a bitch or anything.

Don't you watch the news? This is a superhero bar.

Is this your power? You're like, tell people obvious shit guy?

You're really gonna act like you don't remember me?

You are Sunglasses, Indoors, at Night Guy. Your superpower is that you're able to let everyone know in the room that you're a douchebag cause you should literally never do that.

Sorry. I choked on my spit.

Sorry, which way was that?

You are literally fanning the flames right now.

I though the doesn't burn?

Some people become scared before they even know they're hurt... Like babies.

It's not totally destroyed... Just mostly.

I'm not done saving you yet.

She's definitely not making it to band practice.

You're dead... I thought.

I'm only dead on the inside.

You look small... Different in person.

Never meet your heroes, kid.

I was trying to imply that with the silence.

I doesn't look like it by I am flexing every muscle in my body right now.

A washed up dad bod superhero with no superpowers... Can't wait.

What is that look? Best Buy Fight club?

Nice meeting you, [ name ], even if it was while we were both holding our dicks.

You're one funny bugga...

Can you show me again, I don't think I got it.

Holy shit, who's this freckle faced fuck?

That's an aggressive way to greet someone.

You here to whip these assholes into shape or what?

It's a hug, not a handjob. Lighten up.

I would resurrect and rekill your father in front of you if it meant I could use my powers again.

Tell me that's not your real fucking name.

I didn't do this.

Right. I feel like you've said that a lot in your life.

Can you just focus? What, you got ADHD or something?

Yes, fucker. Is it that obvious?

Could we maybe address the body in the room?

What are you doing? Gonna poke it with a stick?

Perp? B&E? Okay, Lieutenant...

Got anymore great advice?

I mean, this is why you have insurance, right?

This feels like a win to me.

Sometimes people, you know... Get electrical burns.

What kind of superhero flinches?

If you had people trying to kill you for the last 15 years you'd be jumpy too.

I make the calls. Not you.

You're right at home behind that desk because you're no hero.

You're just a nerd playing a video game in a suit your daddy built.

Now you're a twitchy little bitch turtle without a shell.

❝ i wouldn't find the need to tell you 'i told you so' if you weren't so allergic to admitting i'm right. ❞

❝ there are better hills to die on but i find this one quite comfortable. ❞

❝ would you come with me please? i adore your company. ❞

❝ that's not the worst thing i've ever heard but it's certainly up there. ❞

❝ i would love to help you but i'm afraid i'm suffering from a terrible case of 'it's not my problem.' ❞

❝ could you just think about anyone other than yourself for once? ❞

❝ i'm not going to stand here and argue with you about how much you need to get some rest. if i find you passed out on the floor i'm leaving you there. ❞

❝ would you be a dear and shut the hell up. ❞

❝ i know i need help but i'm not quite ready to ask for it. ❞

❝ do you know where we're going or are we just trying to get lost now? ❞

❝ i have confided this in you, please do not betray that trust. ❞

❝ do you like it here? with me? ❞

❝ are you still happy? with me, i mean. with us. ❞

❝ i didn't lie, i simply presented a selective truth. ❞

❝ do you actually like spending time with me? because i feel like all you do is argue. ❞

❝ one of us will eventually have to have the strength to be honest with ourselves about each other. ❞

❝ i want to tell you something i just need a moment to figure out the right words. ❞

❝ if you were the religious type i would challenge god to win your devotion. ❞

❝ don't tell me to quit being melodramatic it's the only time i have any fun. ❞