Still Not Working

Me dragging my ass back to the office after working remotely from home for 1,5 years.

When you order brochures and the pages are printed in incorrect order

Everytime I can transfer a call to sales without having to deal with the customer myself

When a customer reports a problem saying they have a problem without including any information whatsoever about what makes them think they have a problem

When I get a promotion and don’t have to deal with customers that much anymore

When a customer doesn’t get a reply to his original email within 5 minutes and starts spamming me with emails

When you anticipate customer’s questions and reply to them but he asks the questions anyway.

When I’m too busy at work to surf the internet

When a customer types her entire question in her email title

When a customer says we should work during weekends in case he needs assistance

When a customer questions my level of expertise and asks me which college I attended

Me escaping my responsibilities at work

When a customer asks me if he can get additional reseller discount

When a customer asks me to explain the difference between browser-based and online software

When everyone else is on summer vacation

5 minutes after arriving to work

When a customer tells me to “fix it” without telling any specifics about his problem